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Bogus Dave
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« on: Monday, October 19, 2009, 19:46:00 »

I won't know whether to laugh or cry




What would be your epitah, when you eventually become worm food?
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, October 19, 2009, 19:49:18 »

I won't give a shit as I will be lifeless, brainless and very very deceased.

It is symptomatic of 'life stories' - if you have ever read any Eric Berne that people worry about what is going to be on their gravestone, what people will say after they are dead or how people will grieve for them.

Forget it, think more about how you are living, enjoy every day and fuck death.

Close the thread.
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, October 19, 2009, 19:49:59 »

NO.

Quiet your lips
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, October 19, 2009, 19:51:14 »

couldn't give a shit. Once I'm dead, I'm dead. the worms would be welcome to me.
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, October 19, 2009, 19:51:29 »

NO.

Quiet your lips

Ah ok.

Buy this though: http://www.amazon.co.uk/What-You-Say-After-Hello/dp/055209806X/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1255981854&sr=8-2
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, October 19, 2009, 19:53:58 »

Theres only one thing in life sadder than those who plan there epitahs long before they need one (TOUCH WOOD)

And thats those who waste time studying human behaviour. Its a pointless activity, as usefull as planting sausage seeds
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, October 19, 2009, 19:55:05 »

Its a pointless activity, as usefull as planting sausage seeds

I have a greenhouse full of sausage plants. Grown from Sutton's seeds.

You know bugger all.
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, October 19, 2009, 20:02:10 »

"I told you I was ill"
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, October 19, 2009, 20:11:34 »

Calm down Spike.
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, October 19, 2009, 20:13:15 »

For such a young man Dave that is such a morbid post ...

Just live for today, I wish I had 30 years ago, and taken more time watching my children grow up instead of worrying about making money for their future.

Your epitah, I'm sure you only think of something like this when the fat lady sings, hopefully in my case she has just warmed up and looking for an encore.
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, October 19, 2009, 20:22:30 »

The fat lady is desperately looking for a shag and I'm hiding behind the curtain. For many many years.
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, October 19, 2009, 21:18:32 »

"In death just as in life I'm masturbating underneath you"
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, October 19, 2009, 21:27:31 »

'You're standing on my balls'
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, October 19, 2009, 22:15:17 »

Here lies Leefer
He was warm and bold
Here lies Leefer
Now hes fucking stone cold!
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 07:33:02 »

"The roots of this grass need some Oxygen, can you get the aerator out...!
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