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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #30 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 22:56:17 »

Fred. Bit of true fact shit here.  If you want him to stop eating his own shit start including a bit of Pineapple juice with his food.  As soon as it has had time to go through him eventually he will stop doing it and it will wean (spelling) him off it in the future!  It works, I Have done it with one of my dogs!

I know Pineapple juice doesn't sound nice with a bit of Pedigree chum or dry dog food but put it with it anyway, trust me he will eat it, but for some godforsaken reason it works!

I will try that Berni !
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« Reply #31 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 22:57:31 »

Fred, my old dear's just got herself a couple of pups and changing food solved it for us. Oh and always getting a fresh bowl of food out within an hour or so of them consuming their last bowl. Young dogs apparently will only eat if they need it, so she litterally constanty feeds them and they just eat when they feel like it, but it stopped the crying and stopped the shit eating.

http://www.paw-rescue.org/PAW/PETTIPS/DogTip_PoopEating.php
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« Reply #32 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 22:57:59 »

17's alright as long as your mate is under 30 I reckon.

like I said..........14
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« Reply #33 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 22:58:18 »

I know a few fit 17 year olds.


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« Reply #34 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 22:59:20 »

Fred, my old dear's just got herself a couple of pups and changing food solved it for us. Oh and always getting a fresh bowl of food out within an hour or so of them consuming their last bowl. Young dogs apparently will only eat if they need it, so she litterally constanty feeds them and they just eat when they feel like it, but it stopped the crying and stopped the shit eating.

http://www.paw-rescue.org/PAW/PETTIPS/DogTip_PoopEating.php

I could put out the puppy food mountain of the EU and charlie would eat it in one sitting, ala Life of Brian
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« Reply #35 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 23:00:09 »

I know a few fit 17 year olds.


Phwaorarar

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tell them I have a puppy, who licks for England
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« Reply #36 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 23:00:16 »

I'm feeling pretty battered after 2 cans of strongbow and half a bottle of wine. Something is wrong.
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« Reply #37 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 23:01:32 »


sorry Barry you have fucking lost me

First post Fred. Wink
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« Reply #38 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 23:17:48 »

I'm feeling pretty battered after 2 cans of strongbow and half a bottle of wine. Something is wrong.

Shame on you !
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« Reply #39 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 23:18:13 »

First post Fred. Wink

doh !
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« Reply #40 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 23:18:36 »

I'm going to go to bed soon

I don't like the real world Sad
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« Reply #41 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 23:20:17 »

like I said..........14

23. I just wanted to wind him up a bit.
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« Reply #42 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 23:22:51 »

I would congratulate him
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flammableBen

« Reply #43 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 23:26:49 »

I ended up not doing the fictional daily mail columnist in the end. It's too easy and been done a thousand times.

http://dawnofthejed.com/2009/08/21/balamory-brilliant-social-experiment-or-reality-tv-gone-wrong/

Not exactly the same idea that I started on, I lost direction a bit and it took me about 5times longer than I was expecting. I just like watching Balamory and pretending it's a reality tv show involving sectioned psychos and children thrown together on an island.

Probably lots of spelling / gramatical errors too, should have probably reread it tomorrow morning before posting. Ah well it's done now.
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« Reply #44 on: Saturday, August 22, 2009, 02:03:12 »

I'd just like to say, the bird who lives opposite me is only just 17 and I would do anything to get inside her Smiley
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