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« Reply #15 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 22:14:22 » |
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Real harmers savour the bitter taste of their pain release.
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 22:16:59 » |
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[url width=460 height=288]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01399/CarlaPowell_1399285c.jpg[/url] Interesting fact: She only has a top row of teeth, which are used to tear the flesh of her pray. She has no need for a bottom row as her highly acidic saliva removes the need for chewing. |
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 22:27:17 » |
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What you been doing blah blah blah then?
Today I have been mostly trying to teach Charlie not to eat his own shit, when in fact the food in his bowl would actually taste much better............................probably EDIT : Oh and trying to get a shag off of various loose women on the t'internet |
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 22:32:21 » |
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Today I have been mostly trying to teach Charlie not to eat his own shit, when in fact the food in his bowl would actually taste much better............................probably
Fred. Bit of true fact shit here. If you want him to stop eating his own shit start including a bit of Pineapple juice with his food. As soon as it has had time to go through him eventually he will stop doing it and it will wean (spelling) him off it in the future! It works, I Have done it with one of my dogs! I know Pineapple juice doesn't sound nice with a bit of Pedigree chum or dry dog food but put it with it anyway, trust me he will eat it, but for some godforsaken reason it works! |
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“Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.” ― Marcus Aurelius
When somebody shouts STOP! I never know if it's in the name of love, if it's HAMMER TIME, or if I should collaborate and listen...
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 22:33:09 » |
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Today I have been mostly trying to teach Charlie not to eat his own shit, when in fact the food in his bowl would actually taste much better............................probably
Sounds like something from my week. EDIT :
Oh and trying to get a shag off of various loose women on the t'internet
Any luck? I've got an interesting tale to tell about such things, but I'll leave it for tomorrow in person. |
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 22:37:28 » |
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Any luck? I've got an interesting tale to tell about such things, but I'll leave it for tomorrow in person.
Nah They are all pretending to be 32 when quite obviously they are the thin edge of 50. Bet they are all fucking psycho's too WTF is all this t'internet dating all about, perhaps I should include a picture of Charlie, birds lurrrrveee puppy's right ? |
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 22:44:06 » |
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WTF is all this t'internet dating all about, perhaps I should include a picture of Charlie, birds lurrrrveee puppy's right ?
Possibly, but then you've got to think that the sort of bird who's swung on dating issues by pictures of a dog might also be the sort of bird who's likely to bring a lot of unnecessary drama with her. |
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 22:48:01 » |
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Just found started looking for some for you and complied as below. First names of: Veronica, Melinda, Victoria, Penelope, Elizabeth, Mariette, Deborah, Anne, Johanna, Jennifer, Sophie, Fiona, Beatrice, Holly, Poppy, Celia, ... Surnames of: Dorchester, Winchester, Mayfield, Franklin, Hartley, Robinson, Green, Beaumont, Heart, Batchelor, Bennington, Wheeler, Stockton, Pembroke, Hawthorne, Coventry, Wetherby, Davenport, Atherton, Oxford, Cavanagh, Caversham, Barrington, Hartlington... I then found this list... http://www.parliament.uk/mpslordsandoffices/mps_and_lords/alphabetical_list_of_members.cfmEDIT: This reply now seems completely off topic!  |
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 22:48:41 » |
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I'll deal with that after mate !
Get this................................
This one just winked at me "on line"
States she is 48 but my Mum looks older !!!!
I would give her one, but she lives in Kidlington so not a fucking chance !
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 22:48:50 » |
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I've found out through facebook my mate is shagging a 17 year old. Nice.
Although I did text him regarding this, something along the lines of 'I didn't realise you were shagging jailbait'. Alas, he did not reply.
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 22:53:10 » |
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I've found out through facebook my mate is shagging a 17 year old. Nice.
Although I did text him regarding this, something along the lines of 'I didn't realise you were shagging jailbait'. Alas, he did not reply.
Fancy hooking up with Sylvia from Kidlington Si ? She is only 48 and considers herself "slim" dont you know ! |
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 22:53:40 » |
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Just found started looking for some for you and complied as below. First names of: Veronica, Melinda, Victoria, Penelope, Elizabeth, Mariette, Deborah, Anne, Johanna, Jennifer, Sophie, Fiona, Beatrice, Holly, Poppy, Celia, ... Surnames of: Dorchester, Winchester, Mayfield, Franklin, Hartley, Robinson, Green, Beaumont, Heart, Batchelor, Bennington, Wheeler, Stockton, Pembroke, Hawthorne, Coventry, Wetherby, Davenport, Atherton, Oxford, Cavanagh, Caversham, Barrington, Hartlington... I then found this list... http://www.parliament.uk/mpslordsandoffices/mps_and_lords/alphabetical_list_of_members.cfmNice. I've got more name combinations for fictional Daily Mail columnists than I'll ever hopefully need. |
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 22:54:11 » |
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Just found started looking for some for you and complied as below. First names of: Veronica, Melinda, Victoria, Penelope, Elizabeth, Mariette, Deborah, Anne, Johanna, Jennifer, Sophie, Fiona, Beatrice, Holly, Poppy, Celia, ... Surnames of: Dorchester, Winchester, Mayfield, Franklin, Hartley, Robinson, Green, Beaumont, Heart, Batchelor, Bennington, Wheeler, Stockton, Pembroke, Hawthorne, Coventry, Wetherby, Davenport, Atherton, Oxford, Cavanagh, Caversham, Barrington, Hartlington... I then found this list... http://www.parliament.uk/mpslordsandoffices/mps_and_lords/alphabetical_list_of_members.cfmEDIT: This reply now seems completely off topic! sorry Barry you have fucking lost me |
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 22:55:05 » |
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I've found out through facebook my mate is shagging a 17 year old. Nice.
Although I did text him regarding this, something along the lines of 'I didn't realise you were shagging jailbait'. Alas, he did not reply.
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« Reply #29 on: Friday, August 21, 2009, 22:55:50 » |
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17's alright as long as your mate is under 30 I reckon.
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