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« Reply #15 on: Sunday, May 3, 2009, 11:54:52 » |
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Dave, Congratulations on your impending fatherhood and or/ genital warts.
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« Reply #16 on: Sunday, May 3, 2009, 11:56:32 » |
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Worse case scenario she has to take some pills promptly or it's a round of antibiotics for you.
No worries.
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« Reply #17 on: Sunday, May 3, 2009, 12:00:10 » |
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Hey dave,
Sorry about last night it was a massive mistake, ill go and see the nurse tomorrow and phone you if anything happens....
From amy x
There's a kiss - I reckon you're in there. To be honest, it sounds like a big ol' fashioned wind up to me. |
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« Reply #18 on: Sunday, May 3, 2009, 12:00:10 » |
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Come on dave. Update you silly cunt. I've got to get going on roast dinner preps.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #19 on: Sunday, May 3, 2009, 12:06:17 » |
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Err theres not really a lot to update. Apart from one housemate, this is the first anyone else had heard of this. Im just gonna sit it out and see what happens
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« Reply #20 on: Sunday, May 3, 2009, 12:06:51 » |
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ring the number.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #21 on: Sunday, May 3, 2009, 12:07:42 » |
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Im far far too scared to do that
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« Reply #22 on: Sunday, May 3, 2009, 12:09:28 » |
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It will stop the worry.
Just be honest that you were super drunk.
Nothing bad will happen.
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« Reply #23 on: Sunday, May 3, 2009, 12:09:51 » |
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Also I want to know.
I'm going to grab a beer.
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« Reply #24 on: Sunday, May 3, 2009, 12:15:32 » |
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I convinced one of my flat mates he'd had sex with a man when he was completely out of it. That was a hilarious morning.
A few years ago some of my mates saw some kiddy who was totally hammered and asleep on the road, for a laugh some of us went over to him to check if he was dead, he wasn't. One of them then decided to cack him with his trousers round his ankles and some mentalist got out a jonny gobbed in and on it, he then left it peeled to his ass. |
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« Reply #25 on: Sunday, May 3, 2009, 12:31:25 » |
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There's a kiss - I reckon you're in there.
To be honest, it sounds like a big ol' fashioned wind up to me.
Definately a wind up. |
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« Reply #26 on: Sunday, May 3, 2009, 12:40:58 » |
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can you put the number on here so we can find out what's going on as you're too scared dave?
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This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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« Reply #27 on: Sunday, May 3, 2009, 12:43:51 » |
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Man up Dave. You used to be cool.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #28 on: Sunday, May 3, 2009, 12:51:56 » |
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Panic over. All i did was bring a girl back and threw up on her, my housemates did write the note. I hate people
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« Reply #29 on: Sunday, May 3, 2009, 12:54:17 » |
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 funny as fuck!
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Was it me? It can't have been an interesting enough event for me to remember - fB.
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