Bogus Dave
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« on: Sunday, May 3, 2009, 11:17:26 » |
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Right, first of all im absolving myself of all responsibility for what i'm about to say as i have very little recollection of anything that happened last night from about 11 o'clock onwards. But basically i wake up this morning to see this little note
Hey dave,
Sorry about last night it was a massive mistake, ill go and see the nurse tomorrow and phone you if anything happens....
From amy x
I also have a random number i don't know (presumably hers) in my recent calls list. Question is, do i shut my eyes and hope it all goes away or man up and confront her, whoever she may be.
I don't normally get worried very easily, but im shitting it now
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, May 3, 2009, 11:34:25 » |
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Right, first of all im absolving myself of all responsibility for what i'm about to say as i have very little recollection of anything that happened last night from about 11 o'clock onwards. But basically i wake up this morning to see this little note
Hey dave,
Sorry about last night it was a massive mistake, ill go and see the nurse tomorrow and phone you if anything happens....
From amy x
I also have a random number i don't know (presumably hers) in my recent calls list. Question is, do i shut my eyes and hope it all goes away or man up and confront her, whoever she may be.
I don't normally get worried very easily, but im shitting it now
I wouldn't worry about it, if you can't remember then probably nothing happened, hence the mistake on her part. You probably discussed swine flu and got her worried, hence the nurse. A bird bounced up to me last night and was very pleased to see me....knew my name and everything, and I had no idea who she was, which was a worry. Took me about 20 mins to work it out.  |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, May 3, 2009, 11:35:06 » |
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Phew, thanks reg!
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, May 3, 2009, 11:36:29 » |
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Have you asked any of your mates who she was? Presumably if this isn't a weird joke at your expense then you must have met her when you were out.
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, May 3, 2009, 11:39:11 » |
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dave's a drunk slut
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, May 3, 2009, 11:40:07 » |
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Just ring her.
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, May 3, 2009, 11:40:22 » |
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Ring her now.
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, May 3, 2009, 11:41:47 » |
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Dave's doing the alphabet game. A - check, 'B' next...
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, May 3, 2009, 11:41:58 » |
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According to one of my housemates "i brought someone home and after a while she ran off looking quite distressed"
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, May 3, 2009, 11:43:11 » |
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According to one of my housemates "i brought someone home and after a while she ran off looking quite distressed"
 Sure it wasn't undressed? |
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, May 3, 2009, 11:43:48 » |
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Move house.
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, May 3, 2009, 11:44:27 » |
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sounds like a wind up to me.
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, May 3, 2009, 11:46:48 » |
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I convinced one of my flat mates he'd had sex with a man when he was completely out of it. That was a hilarious morning.
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, May 3, 2009, 11:47:36 » |
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I convinced one of my flat mates he'd had sex with a man when he was completely out of it. That was a hilarious morning.
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, May 3, 2009, 11:48:47 » |
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nah.
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