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ibelieveinmrreeves
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« on: Wednesday, October 22, 2008, 13:09:59 »

Apologies if this has been mentioned in another thread and I've missed this, but I just read this at the end of BBC Sports gossip column:

Swindon boss Maurice Malpas has asked a sports hypnotherapist to aid his side, who are currently struggling in the bottom half of League One. (Daily Star)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/gossip_and_transfers/7683399.stm

Can't say I feel strongly about this one way or another, if it is true.
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, October 22, 2008, 13:11:08 »

as far as im aware he or she was in last week.

The last two performances have been better

draw your own conclusions
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, October 22, 2008, 13:14:47 »

Really? I had no idea. If so then yeah, looks like it might've been a worthwhile venture.
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, October 22, 2008, 13:23:17 »

Whether it works or not, certainly no harm in trying.
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, October 22, 2008, 13:24:14 »

It would be if they were hypnotised to start crowing like cockerels at the sound of a whistle.
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, October 22, 2008, 13:30:56 »

draw your own conclusions

Not so much a drawing but....

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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, October 22, 2008, 13:40:44 »

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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, October 22, 2008, 13:49:51 »

Classic little britain sketch!

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You are not shit players, you think you should be playing at a higher level...
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, October 22, 2008, 13:58:54 »

Hypnotoad needs the sound effects... All glory to the Hypnotoad!

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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, October 22, 2008, 14:03:24 »

Classic little britain sketch!

[url width=162 height=202]http://www.freewebs.com/xlittle_britainx/Kenny.bmp[/url]

You are not shit players, you think you should be playing at a higher level...

Put in into the goal, put it into the goal, not around the goal but in the goal, put it into the goal.
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, October 22, 2008, 14:23:39 »

I think it's true, there was a notice up at the County Ground last night

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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, October 22, 2008, 14:33:39 »

Good move. I suspect it's probably an NLP practitioner though, they often get wrongly called hypnotherapists.

Bristol shitty have had an NLP practitioner for a while, unbeknownst to most, a man called Mark Layder. Marvin Eliot claimed it's why he's now a better player. Did anyone realise that's also what Paul McKenna now does, retrained as an NLP psych, puts phd after his name and earns fuck loads teaching people about how they think. I'm a closet NLP and mindset book lover. It's an amazing subject i'll have you know. Smiley
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, October 22, 2008, 14:33:46 »

Who am NLP?
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, October 22, 2008, 15:04:20 »

neuro lingusitic programming innit?
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, October 22, 2008, 15:23:42 »

. I'm a closet NLP and mindset book lover. It's an amazing subject i'll have you know. Smiley

My wife's an NLP Advanced Practitioner and has successfully trained me to remember where I put the car keys. It works!
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