The mens Bog

[Gazza's Fat Mate]

Why do my colluges feel the need to talk to me when I am having a piss or when they are having a piss. It's not right to talk to someone who has their cock in their hand and piss flowing out of said cock!

Speaking when cock in hand is wrong.

[Samdy Gray]

It's even more awkward when the bloke stood next to you is a) your boss' boss and b) gay.

[Gazza's Fat Mate]

It's even more awkward when the bloke stood next to you is a) your boss' boss and b) gay.

wrong wrong wrong!

[Batch]

Some people here have been known to be on the mobile while having a piss. It's the person talking to them I pity.

Also, people who take their pint glasses to the bogs in a pub. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Finish the fucking drink then go.

[DMR]

Some people here have been known to be on the mobile while having a piss. It's the person talking to them I pity.

Also, people who take their pint glasses to the bogs in a pub. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Finish the fucking drink then go.

Fucking right. Why take it in anyway? Are you hoping for some piss-spray to liven up your pintage remnants.

[stfctownenda]

Another annoying thing is the one urinal rule are some guys not aware of this? If there is a choice of 4 other urinals don't stand right next to me always keep 1 urinal between you and the next person if possible.  Those that don't follow this rule should be castrated.

[janaage]

We don't have urinals at work, as we have individual rooms, brilliant.

But I agree with your urinal etiquette, especially the one where there are loads free and the geezers comes and stands next to you!  Wrong.

[Arriba]

talking to someone while having a piss is alright.taking your beer in, or pissing next to somebody when you dont need to i dont like.

[Samdy Gray]

It's difficult in my work because there's only two urinals so if someone else is in there you don't have much choice.

[DV]

the worst one is when you getting into some sort of bog pattern, which clashes with someone else and you keep seeing them in there.... :shock:

[Jamiesfuturewife]

wow I never knew having a wee was such a minefield  :shock:

[Samdy Gray]

the worst one is when you getting into some sort of bog pattern, which clashes with someone else and you keep seeing them in there.... :shock:

Ah yes, the dreaded pint:toilet ratio synchronisation.

[STFC Village]

I'm sure we've had a discussion about this recently.... i avoid using urinals like the plague, because of above problems

[janaage]

Liverpool v West Ham, cup final, up my local (well in the evening) I'm stood there having a slash at the urinal, this lad (early 20's) walks in starts talking to me, then this skin head west ham fan walks in.  The young lad starts going on about the final, about how he "don't give a fuck about West Ham the best side won etc", I just finish off my business, leave the toilet, next thing I notice at the bar is this lad walking through the pub with his nose flattened across his face.  It seemed the West Ham skin head did give a fuck about the hammers.

That's the danger of weeing and talking with strangers!

[Power to people]

Women are the worst though, I always seem to hear of the ladies being on the phone while sitting on the bog as they have their hands free....