SwindonTartanArmy
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« Reply #15 on: Thursday, June 19, 2008, 12:58:39 » |
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Liverpool v West Ham, cup final, up my local (well in the evening) I'm stood there having a slash at the urinal, this lad (early 20's) walks in starts talking to me, then this skin head west ham fan walks in. The young lad starts going on about the final, about how he "don't give a fuck about West Ham the best side won etc", I just finish off my business, leave the toilet, next thing I notice at the bar is this lad walking through the pub with his nose flattened across his face. It seemed the West Ham skin head did give a fuck about the hammers.
That's the danger of weeing and talking with strangers!  |
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Vi er best i verden! Vi er best i verden! Vi har slått England 2-1 i fotball!! Det er aldeles utrolig! Vi har slått England! England, kjempers fødeland. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--vi har slått dem alle sammen. Vi har slått dem alle sammen. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
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Batch
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« Reply #16 on: Thursday, June 19, 2008, 13:13:16 » |
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Women are the worst though, I always seem to hear of the ladies being on the phone while sitting on the bog as they have their hands free.... You want to stop hanging around womens toilets. Unless you are a women. |
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Bushey Boy
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« Reply #17 on: Thursday, June 19, 2008, 13:57:29 » |
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I answer my phone everywhere, dont see the problem!
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, June 19, 2008, 14:17:47 » |
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we wee in packs anyway
My friend wont go in public toilets on her own as she is scared of being locked in so I always have to go in with her
Places like the old bank have cubicles with two loos in which is very handy
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Arriba
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« Reply #19 on: Thursday, June 19, 2008, 14:23:42 » |
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what if one of you is on the blob or taking a shit?
not something to share really is it?
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janaage
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« Reply #20 on: Thursday, June 19, 2008, 14:23:58 » |
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"Places like the old bank have cubicles with two loos in which is very handy"
That's effin disgusting!! Who in their right mind would want to go to the loo with their mate???
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #21 on: Thursday, June 19, 2008, 14:25:59 » |
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only to wee - not to poo or change lady goods or anything
I cant believe you are so appalled??
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« Reply #22 on: Thursday, June 19, 2008, 15:55:00 » |
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Bushey spoke to me while having a poo once and thought it was hilarious Little does he know i was whacking one out  |
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« Reply #23 on: Thursday, June 19, 2008, 15:58:41 » |
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Women are the worst though, I always seem to hear of the ladies being on the phone while sitting on the bog as they have their hands free.... surely anyone sitting on a bog has their hands free? |
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, June 19, 2008, 16:04:54 » |
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I've never had a problem with conversing with whoevers next to me in a urinal, it's something we all do and can be quite social.....in an egalitarian way.
I also take my beer with me in certain establishments, sometimes so that I can find it again, or more likely there's some twats who would nick it if left, bearing in mind that I usually fly solo.
Then there's the spiking the beer syndrome....I've had a few strange conversations, about this practice in certain Swindon drinking places, so am not inclined to risk it.
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Bushey Boy
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« Reply #25 on: Thursday, June 19, 2008, 20:16:51 » |
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Ive had mine spiked a few time,s to be fair the buzz is shit so I dont really like it, if your gonna spike my drink at least make me have a good trip
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #26 on: Thursday, June 19, 2008, 20:24:50 » |
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Ive had mine spiked a few time,s to be fair the buzz is shit so I dont really like it, if your gonna spike my drink at least make me have a good trip Yep BB....bad trip = bummer... man. |
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Bushey Boy
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« Reply #27 on: Thursday, June 19, 2008, 20:28:13 » |
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Was only messing Reginald
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #28 on: Thursday, June 19, 2008, 20:32:30 » |
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Was only messing Reginald  |
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« Reply #29 on: Thursday, June 19, 2008, 21:38:46 » |
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Well one hand maybe!
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