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« on: Thursday, March 27, 2008, 16:24:00 » |
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JUst had my yearly check up ... before I went I felt bloody great.
Lost a bit of weight
Not over eating and eating the right things
Drinking of course big problem - lifetime abuse
Started to smoke again - felt I was back at school again, what a bollocking
I've come out feeling a complete wreck - if you don't stop drinking, smoking, enjoying yourself in life you will be dead in ..... years.
God I feel bloody awful now, and you pay for this service to make you utterly depressed.
So whats left in life, I know down the pub I go, packet of fags on the way, if that is all the time I have then I'm going to enjoy my bloody self.
Anyone else had one of these wonderful well-man clinic experiences?
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, March 27, 2008, 16:27:22 » |
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I dont think i'm rich enough. I haven't been ill in 5 years though  Just ignore them though dell, chances are it means little anyway. Just enjoy yourself, and carry on like yourselve. The way i look at it, it's probably better to die a happy man at 70, than spend the last 10 years of your life plugged into some breathing machine. That wasn't meant to sound depressing btw!! I apologise if your over 70 already |
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Things get better but they never get good
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, March 27, 2008, 16:40:20 » |
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I try to live a healthy life and look at me !  |
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, March 27, 2008, 16:42:14 » |
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Surely there is more to life than smoking/drinking though. Just cut it down a bit.
Easy for me to say, as I rarely drink and don't smoke. :?
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, March 27, 2008, 16:43:56 » |
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Surely there is more to life than smoking/drinking though. Just cut it down a bit.
Easy for me to say, as I rarely drink and don't smoke. :? you boring bastard  |
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, March 27, 2008, 17:11:55 » |
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Surely there is more to life than smoking/drinking though. Just cut it down a bit.
Easy for me to say, as I rarely drink and don't smoke. :? you boring bastard He must do drugs |
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Ralphy
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, March 27, 2008, 17:12:47 » |
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I feel great since quitting the smokes, but it's all down to you mate.
Drinking is ok as long as you don't drink excessive amounts alot.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, March 27, 2008, 17:23:56 » |
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what did you expect them to say if you drink like a fish and have started smoking again?
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, March 27, 2008, 17:32:33 » |
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Doctors never tell me there's anything wrong. Although that might be because I haven't seen one for nearly 10 years. Not even registered at one any more. Lucky there's nothing wrong with me.
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, March 27, 2008, 17:34:42 » |
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Drinking is ok as long as you don't drink excessive amounts alot.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!  I have to say Ralphmeister, having read about what you got up to at Walsall, that is very funny indeed At least you are speaking from experience  |
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, March 27, 2008, 20:12:55 » |
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That was a bad experience I never want to go through again!
In all seriousness, I rarely drink to excessive amounts anymore. I only drink on saturdays too.
Back on topic, how much do these well man check ups cost out of interest?
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, March 27, 2008, 21:41:46 » |
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You can get a check up at your GP free of charge
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, March 27, 2008, 22:07:19 » |
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Yeh SIE PIE....but you will probably die waiting for an appointment.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, March 27, 2008, 22:09:41 » |
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Yeh SIE PIE....but you will probably die waiting for an appointment. A week I reckon |
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