yes i went out last night dazzza. Pro evo at timbo's with beer. then into groves and some other bar. then up to *spit* studio *spit*.
I was having a great time, drinking my Krony. Then I decided to walk down the stairs. Took one step and stumbled. Fell all the way down the stairs and smashed my bottle.
Then the bouncer kicked me out for being too drunk!!!! All I did was stumble
I got booted last week for not leaving.
I was invited to a lock in by a barmaid who had clocked off early. Had been having a great time on the Tequilas and was a prospect of a result.
Went for a piss as people where being booted.
Left the toilets and bouncer tells me it's time to leave.
I pleaded I was drinking with the barmaid in the lock in but she had gone to the bar and had left the table, he then asked me her name. I was fucked and couldn't remember her real name and called her by her nickname Chester. He looked at me funny, said we have no Chester working here and ushered me out the side door.
Bastard. I couldn't work the keys to my front door and spent the night fast asleep in the hall.
