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« Reply #15 on: Friday, April 22, 2005, 21:03:04 »

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yes i went out last night dazzza. Pro evo at timbo's with beer. then into groves and some other bar. then up to *spit* studio *spit*.

I was having a great time, drinking my Krony. Then I decided to walk down the stairs. Took one step and stumbled. Fell all the way down the stairs and smashed my bottle.

Then the bouncer kicked me out for being too drunk!!!! All I did was stumble


I got booted last week for not leaving.

I was invited to a lock in by a barmaid who had clocked off early.  Had been having a great time on the Tequilas and was a prospect of a result.  

Went for a piss as people where being booted.  

Left the toilets and bouncer tells me it's time to leave.

I pleaded I was drinking with the barmaid in the lock in but she had gone to the bar and had left the table, he then asked me her name.  I was fucked and couldn't remember her real name and called her by her nickname Chester.  He looked at me funny, said we have no Chester working here and ushered me out the side door.

Bastard.  I couldn't work the keys to my front door and spent the night fast asleep in the hall.
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, April 22, 2005, 21:21:32 »

everyone needs a poison, sonicyouth. give the old golden brown a go, all the cool kids do it:

http://i.timeinc.net/time/pacific/magazine/2004/0920/heroin.jpg

"Never a frown with golden brown"
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, April 22, 2005, 21:27:16 »

I am Sickboy.
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, April 22, 2005, 21:34:17 »

I'm just about to go out now.

Sonic Youth you should start drinking, alcohol is great stuff, once you start drinking regularly you'll realise how great it is and it makes everything so much more fun. Safe. :beers
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, April 22, 2005, 22:15:54 »

I haven't had a drink since the City game, too much work to do, so little money to spend. I'm planning on many lonely nights in til all this work and exam crap is over, then i have 2 weeks of part-ay-ing.

SAD
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, April 22, 2005, 22:20:23 »

That's the worst time at Uni.  I remember it well you have to go into work overload in an attempt to catch up on all those missed lectures.
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, April 22, 2005, 22:30:26 »

on the subject of roulette, play colours or odds/evens. start by putting £x down on say odd. if you lose put £2x down on odd. if that loses put £4x down on odd, and so on, putting double your last bet down every time you lose. when you win, go back to putting £x down on odd. you'll never lose provided you have enough money to fund this gambling goodness
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, April 22, 2005, 22:45:45 »

Derren Brown method.

Simple and has worked well in real casinos.

Bet on two of the third sections.  Returns 3, simple really and odds are in your favour.

You have to be betting serious cash to make it pay off but I have had a few good nights on it.  

Always cover that fucking 0 as well.

I have Kebab and drunken sex being delivered, if shes not shagged one of my mates that is. \0/

If only for a webcam.   Cool
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