fuckin hell, what a coincedence. i was just about to start a topic about one of them.
this morning right i woke up, and i realised i was well up for having a butchers at my 6 track album taster. but then when i went to run the rule over it.it had dissapeared completely, and the only thing left was a note that read
"seriously mate if you dont want to die i suggest you get your hands on a new one of these beauties"
so fuck me mate, fuck-fuckin-me. what was i to do? i hollered out to the nearest black man (who happened to be old man johnson) and told him my connundrum. basically i think this dude's a bit deaf, he cracked out his little harmonica and started playing the death song. does he think this was a joke? every fucker knows the death song aint to be played in jest. so i knocked that bastard spark out on account of him playing the death song
anyway i thought i'd put my mission on hold for afew hours because i had to go to college. so i bowled down the hill stopping in the corner shop on eastcott hill for a samosa and a can of rio. i was a few minutes late so i quickened the pace a little.
once inside the classroom my bitch of a teacher had her harmonica out,playing the death song. i asked what the fuck was her game. to which she just swayed a tad and carried on playing.
right you cunting dog i thought, she aint getting away with this. so i stabbed her face. that'll learn her.
so with that little catastrophe now blowing in the winds of history i thought i'd go home. stopping at that same shop for a 10p pack of quarterbacks.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home? my mum playing her harmonica. but this time the tune that she played was not the ghastly and dark death song but infact the cake song.
everyone knows apart from the angel song that the cake song is the best in the land.
so i thought that was that, i didnt have to find a new 6 track album taster because the note was a hoax and the playing of the death song on those two occasions in the day were coincidences
AHA! i was wrong- this here thread is a sign that i need a new one otherwise i might die. the death song is sounding ominous
(i dont know what a 6 track album taster is, and i dont like bloc party much)
