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i have a 6 track album taster who wants it. whoever has the most entertaing answer wins it.

me because you might persuade me into believing how overrated they are, plus i'm your favourite morrissey loving bedroom dwelling pharmacist.

Give it to Sonic he'll wee himself with delight.

Me because the missus likes them and I can't be arsed to go christmas shopping.She wants that album by The Killers as well so if you've got any of their stuff you don't want chuck it my way.Sign it as well cos she'll never know and she'll think I spent loads.

fuckin hell, what a coincedence. i was just about to start a topic about one of them.

this morning right i woke up, and i realised i was well up for having a butchers at my 6 track album taster. but then when i went to run the rule over it.it had dissapeared completely, and the only thing left was a note that read

"seriously mate if you dont want to die i suggest you get your hands on a new one of these beauties"

so fuck me mate, fuck-fuckin-me. what was i to do? i hollered out to the nearest black man (who happened to be old man johnson) and told him my connundrum. basically i think this dude's a bit deaf, he cracked out his little harmonica and started playing the death song. does he think this was a joke?  every fucker knows the death song aint to be played in jest. so i knocked that bastard spark out on account of him playing the death song

anyway i thought i'd put my mission on hold for afew hours because i had to go to college. so i bowled down the hill stopping in the corner shop on eastcott hill for a samosa and a can of rio. i was a few minutes late so i quickened the pace a little.

once inside the classroom my bitch of a teacher had her harmonica out,playing the death song. i asked what the fuck was her game. to which she just swayed a tad and carried on playing.
right you cunting dog i thought, she aint getting away with this. so i stabbed her face. that'll learn her.

so with that little catastrophe now blowing in the winds of history i thought i'd go home. stopping at that same shop for a 10p pack of quarterbacks.

you'll never guess what i found when i got home? my mum playing her harmonica. but this time the tune that she played was not the ghastly and dark death song but infact the cake song.
everyone knows apart from the angel song that the cake song is the best in the land.

so i thought that was that, i didnt have to find a new 6 track album taster because the note was a hoax and the playing of the death song on those two occasions in the day were coincidences

AHA! i was wrong- this here thread is a sign that i need a new one otherwise i might die. the death song is sounding ominous  :(

(i dont know what a 6 track album taster is, and i dont like bloc party much)

dex wins

I'm not entering, album tasters are for gays. What tracks are on it.?I bet I've got them all anyway.

 Ben wins

i have 2 spacey and sonic poof win, soz dex, tracks are

1.shes hearing voices
2.the marshals
3.the answer
4.banquet
5.staying fat
6.banquet (phones dico mix)

have you got them?
send me your addresses by email :)

Yeah I've got all of those anyway.

I had a bloc party once but we ran out of red lego bricks  :D

That's the same track listing as the Bloc Party EP. Which I already own.

oh well fuck you then

:shock:  were turning on each other now !

i am slowly turning into gary stanley

Take a step back and calm down :soapy tit wank:

gayer :D

fuck off and die you bummer

I'll have them both if sonic doesn't want his.Sign one and colour the other one with felt tip or something so it looks like a limited edition.

send me your email spaceboy

Wow! are you going to send it by email? Tomorrows world!

 I'll send one of them there private message things.

Mystic fucking smeg says it;s true..... you are stanley in disguise and in fact are gonna sue me for saying that

BTW I qam refering to mex despie odd quote

You can always send me one cos I'm well cool, and I live in Brighton too....


well Crawley but meh

you can send one to me because i made a 300 mile round trip to watch some "football" last night sniff sniff.

I have the proper Bloc Party album now Silent Alarm. It's an early contender for album of 2005 and possible mercury music prize winner. Best tracks are Like Eating Glass, Positive Tension, Blue Light, Luno and Plans, as well as Helicopter of course. I love this album. 8)  :)