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« Reply #60 on: Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 17:04:37 »

i stopped reading after "Reviled by liberals, loved by countless people north of Watford". i even gave it a chance considering it was a daily fascist article
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« Reply #61 on: Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 17:07:55 »

I got as far as

"And I was never a racist. That's just an easy, catch-all term of abuse bandied around by the media elite against anyone who does not follow their agenda. It was just meaningless. "
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« Reply #62 on: Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 17:15:28 »

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I got as far as

"And I was never a racist. That's just an easy, catch-all term of abuse bandied around by the media elite against anyone who does not follow their agenda. It was just meaningless. "


Actually that line is fucking genius. You can use it to back up all sorts of outrageous behaviour. For Example....

"And I was never a paedophile. That's just an easy, catch-all term of abuse bandied around by the media elite against anyone who does not follow their agenda. It was just meaningless."

"And I was never a necrophiliac. That's just an easy, catch-all term of abuse bandied around by the media elite against anyone who does not follow their agenda. It was just meaningless."

Wonderful. I'm going to memorise it for my own outrageous self-written obituary.
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« Reply #63 on: Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 17:16:00 »

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I just read somewhere that he hailed from a family of  Jewish immigrants...racist my arse.
 Was Lenny Henry deemed racist for his Honkie Jibes in the 70's and 80's? Ermmmm....No!!!
And no...there is no punchline.



How old are you Millom? I only ask because as someone that can actually remember the 70's and 80's I can only ask WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!

Lenny Henry's "Honkie jibes" - NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED!

This was a man that during the 70's was appearing on the Black and White Minstrel show for fuck sake! He was never some kind of race warrior!

The only time I can EVER remember anyone using the word "Honky" was in the monumentally shite sitcom Love thy Neighbour starring that Patrick fellah off Eastenders.

Written by................... a couple of white blokes..... Who hit on the word Honky, previously barely heard in Britain..because they had to have something for the black characer to respond with when a torrent of racist abuse was aimed at him.

The rest of you with your cosy "he just took the piss he wasn't racist" bollocks need to hunt out the interview with the fat sweaty poisonous fucker on the Mrs Merton Show.

Caroline Aherne as Mrs Merton: Bernard you're a racist aren't you?

Bernard Manning: Yes! There are people I like and people I don't like. What I hate is these people who think their English because they're born over here. That's like saying that if a dog is born in a stable it's a horse!

It's not that fact that he told jokes about race that I don't like. I think comics should be free to make jokes about anything.

But he was a racist. His jokes about race startedd from the position that he as a white English man was the pinnacle of human evolution. Everyone else was inferior, and right down at the bottom for him were black people who he regarded as pretty much sub human.

One of his "jokes" that was aired on Five live this morning runs thus:

A black man walks into a pub with a parrot on his shoulder. The barman says "Where did you get that ?" and the parrot replies "Africa. There's fucking millions of them"

About half a dozen people came to air to say "I don't see how that is racist". One black guy from Newcastle said "Yeah that was funny, I could laugh at that no matter who the subject of the joke was".

ALL of whom seem to be either subconciously or deliberately ignoring the central premise of the joke. It works through the simple technique of confounding expectations, the audience expects the barmans remark to have been aimed at the man, but the response makes it clear that the question was directed towards the bird. What the joke says is that in the mind of the barman, and for that matter of jokes narrator, the parrot is a closer to being their equal than a black man. A parrot is higher up the evolutionary scale as far as they're concerned.

Yeah really fucking funny.

I don't care if he did know how to time a joke. I don't care how much work he did for charity. I don't care how much he loved his Mum, or how many black or Jewish neighbours he was friendly with. He was an overt racist that believed sincerely that white people were superior to black people and that black people had no right to an equal place in British society.

I started secondary school in the late 70's when NF supporting skins were rife in Swindon schools. All visible ethnic minorities were given a shit time by significant sections of young people, and the presence of people like Manning on TV was at least partly responsible.

Good fucking riddance to him.

Oh and can you people TRY to get your head around the fact that when Ricky Gervias talks about a time "before racism was bad" he was being SATIRICAL! He didn't expect a bunch of idiots to take it seriously. Yes people in Britain were more ignorant about issues of race 50 years or 60 years ago. Prior to the more widespread immigration of the 1950's and 60's, a lot of people hadn't really met any black people.

But was everybody or indeed even a majority racist before 1965? Were they fuck!

Run down a list of the really great comics of Mannings era and try to find any that were as hatefilled as him.

Compare him to, for example, Les Dawson.


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Im 38 mate, and i remember seeing him live in birmingham (in the bull-ring iirc) when he made several honky jibes at the crowd, along with my sister and my brother in law. I can see where you are coming from though. What i would say is that whilst he was calling the crowd honkies, he was also taking the piss out of his own colour.
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« Reply #64 on: Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 17:24:40 »

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is what manning did any different to borat?


Errrr, are you taking the piss or have you just not seen any of the many clips of the film or myriad of TV appearances?

I'll be generous and assume the latter.

Think on this:

A man dresses up as someone from a nation assumed to be backward and reactionary in order to expose the prejudices of the people he speaks to in the US. He pretends that his nation is overtly anti-semetic to encourage those he interviews to be honest about how they feel about Jews (when he is in fact Jewish himself)

You're asking is that the same as:

Someone who asks the four black men in the front row of one of his live shows to stand up and then mimes shooting each one of them

Hmmmmm....... well let me think...........

NO!

If you want a historical point of comparison to Borat... then I give you
.....
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.
.
.

Alf Garnet  - Also much misunderstood and played by a Jewish actor.


fair comments and i agree but,manning was of jewish decendancy and a roman catholic,he ripped both of those.so thats where i am comparing to borat.also i'd love to hear what those 4 black men thought of mannings act.i'd bet they loved it.

manning also gave money to charitys jewish,black ect ect.but that gets ignored by many


You'd bet they loved it?

A self confessed racist tries to get a laugh by miming killing them and you "bet they loved it"?

What fucking planet are you on?

They left. As did the person who told the story on the radio this morning.

I think you've got a quaint idea of what Mannings act is like for visible ethnic minorities. By and large his audience is white, but there used to be the odd entirely inappropriate booking at conferences and corporates with a mixed audience, many of which ended up with an uproar in the papers. Look back through newspaper archives and you'll find story after story.

Why? Because if there was a black, asian, arabic, japanese, chinese person in the audience Manning would dedicate a whole portion of his act to abusing them in the hope that he could drive them to walk out, and then slag them off for not being able to take a joke.

I'll come back to your comment, because I still can't quite believe it you suggested it.

Imagine you're in the middle east with three mates. By some miracle you've all learned to speak arabic. You've also found your way to the only Muslim fundamentalist stand up comedy club in the world. You and your three white western mates are sitting in the front row and some hook handed one eyed islamist comic has his audience rolling in the aisles with his gags about life in a muslim society, stoning adulterous women, beheading hertics etc. Let's be generous and assume that you've managed to find something amusing in all of this and you're not feeling too uncomfortable. You might start feeling a bit twitchy when he moves onto his material about the great satan of the west and the white devils. You might be forcing a smile slightly when he starts to point to you and your mates to illustrate some of his points and the whole audience start to look towards you as he slags you off.

Even if you've taken all that in good heart as a bit of good natured ribbing, then do you not think that any crumb of enjoyment you might have got out of the evening might be a little spoiled if the man then asked you all to stand up and mimed shooting each one of you in the head.

Or would you have loved it?

Twat.
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« Reply #65 on: Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 17:28:47 »

I bought a classy paper today, The Sun. Just to read all his below the belt jokes.

The guy in the newsagent thought i was very bizarre buying a Telegraph, Sun and Evo.
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« Reply #66 on: Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 17:31:08 »

anyone see the drugs episode of brass eye?

"one kiddy on cake cried all the water out of his body. just imagine how his mother felt. it's a fucking disgrace"

for me that is the funniest thing he ever said.
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« Reply #67 on: Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 18:58:01 »

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Im 38 mate, and i remember seeing him live in birmingham (in the bull-ring iirc) when he made several honky jibes at the crowd, along with my sister and my brother in law. I can see where you are coming from though. What i would say is that whilst he was calling the crowd honkies, he was also taking the piss out of his own colour.


Fair play.

I guess I got a bit out of my tree as the one thing that has always wound me up is the ridiculous argument that it's OK to call someone a nigger "because they call us honkies".

Now I don't know about you but I have never been called a honky and, TV "comedies" aside, I've never heard any black person call any white person a honky.

Not once. Ever. In the entire 40 years I've lived on this planet.

I'm struggling to imagine that there's a single 40 year old black male in Britain that hasn't been called a nigger at some point in his life.

And that's not even starting to go into the whole issue of the differential power relationships involved. If at some point in my family history some of my ancestors had been kidnapped from South Wales and carried off to the West African coast to work on sugar plantations or something, and been described as honky slaves, then I might find the word a bit more offensive.

But that didn't happen, and so I don't. It just sounds a bit silly.

What I'm trying to say is that there isn't any kind of equivalence here, and it's a bit daft to pretend there is.
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« Reply #68 on: Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 18:59:44 »

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anyone see the drugs episode of brass eye?

"one kiddy on cake cried all the water out of his body. just imagine how his mother felt. it's a fucking disgrace"

for me that is the funniest thing he ever said.


And he looked like a man who would know something about cake.
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« Reply #69 on: Wednesday, June 20, 2007, 06:16:55 »

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

millom is only 38?! that's gotta be a typo surely?!
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« Reply #70 on: Wednesday, June 20, 2007, 10:51:32 »

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is what manning did any different to borat?


Errrr, are you taking the piss or have you just not seen any of the many clips of the film or myriad of TV appearances?

I'll be generous and assume the latter.

Think on this:

A man dresses up as someone from a nation assumed to be backward and reactionary in order to expose the prejudices of the people he speaks to in the US. He pretends that his nation is overtly anti-semetic to encourage those he interviews to be honest about how they feel about Jews (when he is in fact Jewish himself)

You're asking is that the same as:

Someone who asks the four black men in the front row of one of his live shows to stand up and then mimes shooting each one of them

Hmmmmm....... well let me think...........

NO!

If you want a historical point of comparison to Borat... then I give you
.....
.
.
.
.

Alf Garnet  - Also much misunderstood and played by a Jewish actor.


fair comments and i agree but,manning was of jewish decendancy and a roman catholic,he ripped both of those.so thats where i am comparing to borat.also i'd love to hear what those 4 black men thought of mannings act.i'd bet they loved it.

manning also gave money to charitys jewish,black ect ect.but that gets ignored by many


You'd bet they loved it?

A self confessed racist tries to get a laugh by miming killing them and you "bet they loved it"?

What fucking planet are you on?

They left. As did the person who told the story on the radio this morning.

I think you've got a quaint idea of what Mannings act is like for visible ethnic minorities. By and large his audience is white, but there used to be the odd entirely inappropriate booking at conferences and corporates with a mixed audience, many of which ended up with an uproar in the papers. Look back through newspaper archives and you'll find story after story.

Why? Because if there was a black, asian, arabic, japanese, chinese person in the audience Manning would dedicate a whole portion of his act to abusing them in the hope that he could drive them to walk out, and then slag them off for not being able to take a joke.

I'll come back to your comment, because I still can't quite believe it you suggested it.

Imagine you're in the middle east with three mates. By some miracle you've all learned to speak arabic. You've also found your way to the only Muslim fundamentalist stand up comedy club in the world. You and your three white western mates are sitting in the front row and some hook handed one eyed islamist comic has his audience rolling in the aisles with his gags about life in a muslim society, stoning adulterous women, beheading hertics etc. Let's be generous and assume that you've managed to find something amusing in all of this and you're not feeling too uncomfortable. You might start feeling a bit twitchy when he moves onto his material about the great satan of the west and the white devils. You might be forcing a smile slightly when he starts to point to you and your mates to illustrate some of his points and the whole audience start to look towards you as he slags you off.

Even if you've taken all that in good heart as a bit of good natured ribbing, then do you not think that any crumb of enjoyment you might have got out of the evening might be a little spoiled if the man then asked you all to stand up and mimed shooting each one of you in the head.

Or would you have loved it?

Twat.




a self confessed racist?he denied being racist in any serious interview!
his act was clearly racist,but does that make him a racist when off stage?
we both know only manning could truthfully answer that, and he repeatedly denied it.and for every person who slated him,there is one who will tell of his generosity and kindness.
also how can you take anything said on mrs merton seriously,its a young woman dressed as a granny for fucks sake.he was hardly going to give a straight interview.

surely any ethnics,fat people,women,ect,ect,ect in the crowd at his gigs must have known what they could be in for surely too?frankly your comparison is more funny than mannings jokes.

why not pick me up on the jewish and catholic part?why choose to ignore the countless cases of generous donations to charity from manning?

i'll hold back from the name calling like you have done.as its ironic you abuse, when you're attacking someone for doing so
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« Reply #71 on: Wednesday, June 20, 2007, 11:17:03 »

lumps - just a question. are you black?
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« Reply #72 on: Wednesday, June 20, 2007, 11:21:51 »

They don't let blacks on the forums. There's something in the terms and conditions when you sign up. You didn't read it tans?
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« Reply #73 on: Wednesday, June 20, 2007, 11:25:44 »

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« Reply #74 on: Wednesday, June 20, 2007, 11:28:28 »

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