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« on: Wednesday, June 13, 2007, 10:02:09 »

Fucking hell they dont take no for an answer, no matter what you tell them!!
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, June 13, 2007, 10:03:43 »

Me too! They gave me a leaflet entitled "Why you can Trust the Bible"!!!!!!!

I simply closed the door in their faces.  Job done.  Tongue
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, June 13, 2007, 10:06:05 »

i ended up with a leaflet called "A book for all people"?!?!?! FFS, then the bint started reading a bit of the bible, i then farted and she said "thats not very religious!", got the door slammed then  Cool
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, June 13, 2007, 10:13:41 »

I sent them...
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, June 13, 2007, 10:24:44 »

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Fucking hell they dont take no for an answer, no matter what you tell them!!


Shut the door, lock it behind you, ignore them ... they soon go.
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, June 13, 2007, 10:28:32 »

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i ended up with a leaflet called "A book for all people"?!?!?! FFS, then the bint started reading a bit of the bible, i then farted and she said "thats not very religious!", got the door slammed then  Cool


I fucking hate these people that try and preach this pish.

I am an atheist, I don't believe in God, get over it!!
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, June 13, 2007, 10:39:54 »

just ask them to explain dinosaurs,fossils proving the earth is millions of years old.ect,etc.
the brainwashed baffoons cannot answer.
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, June 13, 2007, 10:41:18 »

Or ask them if they want to buy pegs or lucky heather.
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, June 13, 2007, 10:47:58 »

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Or ask them if they want to buy pegs or lucky heather.


or 3 rocks of crack
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, June 13, 2007, 11:01:58 »

"Give Blood" window stickers ward off Jahvah's Witnesses.
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, June 13, 2007, 11:08:32 »

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just ask them to explain dinosaurs,fossils proving the earth is millions of years old.ect,etc.
the brainwashed baffoons cannot answer.


I think standard Christian riposte is something along the lines of "God did it" - i.e. he made the dinoaurs and wiped them out, or he planted the fossils, I'm not sure which. I'm not really doing their arguement justice but I can't be fucked to look through my notes, its something like that.
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, June 13, 2007, 11:11:58 »

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just ask them to explain dinosaurs,fossils proving the earth is millions of years old.ect,etc.
the brainwashed baffoons cannot answer.


I think standard Christian riposte is something along the lines of "God did it" - i.e. he made the dinoaurs and wiped them out, or he planted the fossils, I'm not sure which. I'm not really doing their arguement justice but I can't be fucked to look through my notes, its something like that.


Having questioned a creationist on this he said all this is based on carbon dating which has been 'proved' to be wrong, in 'conclusive' tests carried out by creationist scientists.  The best argument is, if the world is 7000 yrs old (as creationists believe) then how come we can see stas millions of light years away, when surely we sould ony see things 7000light years away?
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, June 13, 2007, 12:06:34 »

The flaw in that argument is that god could have made the stars before the Earth.
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, June 13, 2007, 12:07:27 »

mysterious ways, works in, he does. (voice of Yoda)
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