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« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, June 13, 2007, 12:11:40 »

Just make them contradict themselves, it's not difficult really considering the huge amount of flaws in the bible. Once you make them look stupid they go away.
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« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, June 13, 2007, 12:21:16 »

how many of each animal did moses take onto the ark?
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« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, June 13, 2007, 12:27:37 »

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None
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, June 13, 2007, 12:43:17 »

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how many of each animal did moses take onto the ark?


Apparently it was Noah that did the Ark stuff so none.
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, June 13, 2007, 12:46:17 »

We just evolved from monkeys. I'm living proof.
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, June 13, 2007, 12:51:29 »

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No, your living proof that Darwins theory is fatally flawed Cheesy
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, June 13, 2007, 12:55:06 »

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No, your living proof that Darwins theory is fatally flawed Cheesy


I'm a monkey believe me. Ask Birdy and Larwood.
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, June 13, 2007, 12:58:19 »

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No, your living proof that Darwins theory is fatally flawed Cheesy


I'm a monkey believe me. Ask Birdy and Larwood.



I wasn't questioning that.

It's the 'evolved' bit I'm having a problem with Cheesy
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, June 13, 2007, 13:37:06 »

i know quite a few devout christians at college and aside from being shy and a bit difficult to talk to, they're sound.

there are times i wished i could have some sort of faith and envy the religious.

i'd have invited them in and forced them to listen to some calypso.
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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, June 13, 2007, 13:38:51 »

As a Swindon supporter I show enough blind faith as it is thanks! Cheesy
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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, June 13, 2007, 13:42:13 »

I don't mind Christians or any religion for that matter.  Its the fuckers that bang on your door babbling about what they believe in which is "apparently" right that annoys me.  

I put them in the same category as double glazing salesmen.  

10/10 for the invasion of privacy factor.
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, June 13, 2007, 13:46:12 »

I have a major problem with religion, in my list of things I would like to rid the world of, religion would be first, closely followed by mushrooms. Mushrooms were first, but thinking more sensibly I don't think they are as big a danger to humanity as religion.
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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, June 13, 2007, 13:48:15 »

i don't quite understand why anyone would think trying to sell things door-to-door nowadays would work, whether it's double glazing, insurance or religion. i wonder how many people have been converted to christianity on their doorstep in the past decade?

my only problem with religion is with the extremist/fundamentalists of each religion and every religion has it's share of nutters.

i'm with you on mushrooms though.
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, June 13, 2007, 13:52:05 »

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i don't quite understand why anyone would think trying to sell things door-to-door nowadays would work, whether it's double glazing, insurance or religion. i wonder how many people have been converted to christianity on their doorstep in the past decade?

my only problem with religion is with the extremist/fundamentalists of each religion and every religion has it's share of nutters.

i'm with you on mushrooms though.


Amen brother. That was what I meant but you put it more eloquantly!
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