You foruming cunts.

[Fred Elliot]

YAY

As you came in from Bath Road his was about the 3rd house in on L/H side

4th house on the L/H side I lost my virginity to a right dirty scrubber......................it was ace

She is a right mong now though   :?

[flammableBen]

ace. I used to live in the 3rd house on the R/H side until I was started secondary school when I became posh and lived in a big house on Bath Road.

Happy days.

Also my mum's away all weekend which means I can smoke downstairs. Which is ace. Although I'm hungry and there is fuck all food in the house and I now wish that I'd purchased a kebab on the way home.

Thought I'd just type what was in my head there.

[Fred Elliot]

I just had a schmoke and now I got the munchies big time

Lisa has bought a giant size bag of the new McCoys for the kids lunches next week

Think I might attack them

What are you going to do for Mothers day then mate ?

[flammableBen]

I get to delay it until Monday, which is good because I ain't got her a present yet. I think I might buy her a Nintendo Wii, although there's the risk that she'll really like it and play it all the time. Which would be a disaster.

Think I'll have to go with the classic flowers or something. I'll probably cook something nice too. I'll see what's on special offer in Sainsbury's.

[Fred Elliot]

We got Lamb

Cant beat Lamb

unless you are a lamb of course

[flammableBen]

I was just thinking some lamb. I'll probably get a couple of nice neck fillets or something, poke rosemary in it and have some rich red wine gravy like sauce. With new Potatoes and something green.

Or maybe Duck breast with a redcurrant gravy.

I'll see what's about tomorrow.

[Fred Elliot]

Lamb with Rosemary mate, new potatoes and steamed veg

Aceness

use a splash of port insted of red wine mate

[Spud]

I think I might buy her a Nintendo Wii, although there's the risk that she'll really like it and play it all the time. Which would be a disaster.

You can borrow mine for a small fee of £250.

[flammableBen]

Lamb with Rosemary mate, new potatoes and steamed veg

Aceness

use a splash of port insted of red wine mate

Always like an excuse to buy port. Good call.

[flammableBen]

I think I might buy her a Nintendo Wii, although there's the risk that she'll really like it and play it all the time. Which would be a disaster.

You can borrow mine for a small fee of £250.

Daylight robery.

[Spud]

I think I might buy her a Nintendo Wii, although there's the risk that she'll really like it and play it all the time. Which would be a disaster.

You can borrow mine for a small fee of £250.

Daylight robery.

  and?

[flammableBen]

and err.. I've been reading about Sexy prime triplets on Wikipedia. Fascinating stuff.

[Fred Elliot]

Right

Im off to the sack

Got the grandchildren round tomorrow so need to be sharp eyed and alert

Dont break anything when I am gone !

[flammableBen]

Night Babe.

I'm getting Deja Vu.

[Bushey Boy]

You lot are weird! Ben we only came in for a beer but you wouldnt serve us, the waitress smiled! That is all