Peter Venkman
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« Reply #225 on: Thursday, March 10, 2011, 15:49:28 » |
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I had to sack my cleaner, it took her all day to hoover one room.....
she was a Slovak
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Bewster
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We fucking love you Gumbo!
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« Reply #226 on: Thursday, March 10, 2011, 16:30:11 » |
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I had to sack my cleaner, it took her all day to hoover one room.....
she was a Slovak
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Bewster
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We fucking love you Gumbo!
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« Reply #227 on: Thursday, March 10, 2011, 16:32:59 » |
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I'm think about going on Dragons Den with a belting idea. Its a land mine shaped as a prayer mat. Sorry - I'll get my coat.  |
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« Reply #228 on: Thursday, March 10, 2011, 19:29:43 » |
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I'm think about going on Dragons Den with a belting idea. Its a land mine shaped as a prayer mat. Sorry - I'll get my coat. Shouldn't that be your cloak? |
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leefer
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« Reply #229 on: Thursday, March 10, 2011, 20:06:56 » |
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My mate keeps drinking brake fluid,i think he is addicted to it yet he is adamant that he can stop whenever he feels the need.
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« Reply #230 on: Thursday, March 10, 2011, 20:14:17 » |
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woman answers phone & a pervert breathes, "have you got a tight hairy cunt"? woman says yes he's on the sofa do you want to speak to him?
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« Reply #231 on: Thursday, March 10, 2011, 20:17:11 » |
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woman answers phone & a pervert breathes, "have you got a tight hairy cunt"? woman says yes he's on the sofa do you want to speak to him?
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« Reply #232 on: Thursday, March 10, 2011, 20:36:45 » |
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How much coke has Charlie Sheen done? .....enough to kill two and a half men
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leefer
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« Reply #233 on: Friday, March 11, 2011, 20:41:29 » |
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A man was arrested in Swindon centre today....the public was horrified as he wanked into a copy of the Beano.
A police spokesman announced the man had indicated he was doing his bit for comic relief.
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tans
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« Reply #234 on: Friday, March 18, 2011, 20:28:21 » |
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I see Fulham have unveiled a statue of Michael Jackson outside their ground.
Surely the Swiss club Young Boys FC would have been more appropriate?
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leefer
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« Reply #235 on: Friday, March 18, 2011, 22:36:02 » |
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Went to the hospital today to get a dangerous mole removed from my pecker.
The RSPCA were called in but i was let off with a warning.
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« Reply #236 on: Friday, March 25, 2011, 10:46:04 » |
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I saw on the news that a French fighter jet has brought down a Libyan fighter jet.
That must have been one powerful distress flare.
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Super Jan fjortoft
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« Reply #237 on: Friday, March 25, 2011, 14:24:24 » |
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There was a cruise ship that ended up sinking just off the coast of a small deserted island.There where only 3 survivors: 2 guys and a girl. They lived there for a couple of years doing what was natural for men and women.
After several years of casual sex all the time, the girl felt really bad about what she had been doing. She felt having sex with both guys was so bad that she killed herself.
It was very tragic but the two guys managed to get through it and after a while nature once more took it's inevitable course.
Well, a couple more years went by and the guys began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing. So...
They buried her.
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Super Jan fjortoft
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« Reply #238 on: Friday, March 25, 2011, 14:25:50 » |
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
One, but you have to throw it really hard.
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Super Jan fjortoft
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« Reply #239 on: Friday, March 25, 2011, 14:30:47 » |
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how do you make a baby cry twice?
cum on the teddy bear after you have finished raping it
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