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« Reply #480 on: Sunday, April 15, 2012, 18:17:05 »

I know it's not Friday, but the biggest jokes today are the Refs in the Celtic and Hearts game and the Spurs, Chelsea game. No wonder we get shit refs at Swindon if we're fourth in line when it comes to Refs.
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« Reply #481 on: Thursday, April 19, 2012, 16:20:51 »

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a
Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an
Indian, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a Dane,
several Americans (including a Hawaiian
and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Slovak,
an Australian, an Egyptian, a New Zealander,
a Japanese, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Uzbek,
a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a
Malaysian, a Croatian, a Cypriot, a Pole,
a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a
Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a
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an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran,
a Panamanian, an Andorran, a Venezuelan, an
Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Israeli,
an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Liechtensteiner,
a Moldovan, a Syrian, an Aruban, a Mongolian,
a Portuguese, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Cook
Islander, a Norfolk Islander, a Haitian, a
Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Georgian, a Bahaman,
a Tajikistani, an Armenian, an Albanian, a
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a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a
Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman,
an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Serb,
a Swiss, a Greek, a Bulgarian, a Belgian, a
Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and two
Africans walk into a fine restaurant.

"I'm sorry," says the maître d', "but
you can't come in here without a Thai."
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« Reply #482 on: Friday, April 20, 2012, 22:23:04 »

Not a joke, but it made me laugh....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-17794288
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« Reply #483 on: Friday, April 20, 2012, 22:54:06 »

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a
Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an
Indian, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a Dane,
several Americans (including a Hawaiian
and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Slovak,
an Australian, an Egyptian, a New Zealander,
a Japanese, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Uzbek,
a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a
Malaysian, a Croatian, a Cypriot, a Pole,
a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a
Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a
Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech,
an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran,
a Panamanian, an Andorran, a Venezuelan, an
Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Israeli,
an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Liechtensteiner,
a Moldovan, a Syrian, an Aruban, a Mongolian,
a Portuguese, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Cook
Islander, a Norfolk Islander, a Haitian, a
Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Georgian, a Bahaman,
a Tajikistani, an Armenian, an Albanian, a
Samoan, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin
Islander, a Belarusian, a Qatari, a Tongan, a
Cambodian, a Canadian, a Cuban, an Azerbaijani,
a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a
Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman,
an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Serb,
a Swiss, a Greek, a Bulgarian, a Belgian, a
Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and two
Africans walk into a fine restaurant.

"I'm sorry," says the maître d', "but
you can't come in here without a Thai."

How silly, but ... Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #484 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2012, 17:26:10 »

What did Roy Walker say when shagging his sister?

"It's good, but it's not right!"
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« Reply #485 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2012, 18:32:42 »

Angela Merkel arrives in Greece to discuss the European debt crisis and is asked at passport control, "occupation?"

To which she replies, "no, just visiting".

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« Reply #486 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2012, 20:08:17 »

Angela Merkel arrives in Greece to discuss the European debt crisis and is asked at passport control, "occupation?"

To which she replies, "no, just visiting".



 Cheesy

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« Reply #487 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2012, 22:13:43 »

How does Adele like her eggs at breakfast ?

In a cake.
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« Reply #488 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2012, 22:16:25 »

Angela Merkel arrives in Greece to discuss the European debt crisis and is asked at passport control, "occupation?"

To which she replies, "no, just visiting".



this will be sent around the office tomorrow for sure
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« Reply #489 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2012, 22:19:18 »

Angela Merkel arrives in Greece to discuss the European debt crisis and is asked at passport control, "occupation?"

To which she replies, "no, just visiting".



Stealing that
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« Reply #490 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2012, 22:21:07 »

I gave up smoking as soon as my wife was diagnosed with cancer.


Job done.
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« Reply #491 on: Thursday, May 10, 2012, 11:58:37 »

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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

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« Reply #492 on: Sunday, May 20, 2012, 14:41:24 »

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« Reply #493 on: Sunday, May 20, 2012, 19:02:06 »

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A valid contribution to the thread, no doubt.
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I headed the ball.

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« Reply #494 on: Monday, May 21, 2012, 20:13:00 »

A man went up to an ice cream van and noticed that there was vagina flavoured ice cream.

He asked "Can I try a vagina flavoured ice cream?" He walked away from the van licking his ice cream...he promptly returned to the van..."Excuse me this ice cream tastes like shit!" The man in the van replied "Take shorter licks!"
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