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STFCBird
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« Reply #15 on: Monday, March 7, 2005, 09:51:20 »

She may have just thought you were a crap shag with a tiny cock and has laughed about you to all her friends down the playgroup  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
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« Reply #16 on: Monday, March 7, 2005, 11:04:31 »

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She may have just thought you were a crap shag with a tiny cock and has laughed about you to all her friends down the playgroup  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
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« Reply #17 on: Monday, March 7, 2005, 11:15:49 »

Cheesy

She text me this morning and wants to meet up again  Cool

I haven't replied though.
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« Reply #18 on: Monday, March 7, 2005, 11:23:36 »

may aswell, an easy lay is an easy lay!  I used to specialize in pulling older women, so god damn easy!!
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« Reply #19 on: Monday, March 7, 2005, 12:35:40 »

you can prentend to ignore her but pretty soon everyone woman you see will be pointing and laughing at you in the street.   Cheesy

why don't you just shag her again?
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« Reply #20 on: Monday, March 7, 2005, 12:40:36 »

i came up with the brilliant idea of giving birds my old mobile number (i still have my old mobile) just in case the beer goggles wear off, or if they get a bit clingy. The problem i have found with this is that i:
a) am too drunk to remember my old mobile number so just use my current one instead.
b) am too drunk so if i do remember to give my old number, i sometimes get mixed up with my current number, and therefore combine the two.

the simple answer to this is to drink less
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Barry Potter

« Reply #21 on: Monday, March 7, 2005, 12:42:31 »

She will probably get pregnant on purpose,sabotage the condom, then you will have to play step dad and dad. Cheesy
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Amir

« Reply #22 on: Monday, March 7, 2005, 13:35:53 »

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'I don't normally do this kind of thing'



They all say that Soapy Tit Wank

I normally only do that kind of thing when I'm about to leave the country/area.  I find that helps, as I don't like blanking people.
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Sussex

« Reply #23 on: Monday, March 7, 2005, 13:42:26 »

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you can prentend to ignore her but pretty soon everyone woman you see will be pointing and laughing at you in the street.   Cheesy


I'm not ignoring her, I'll just leave it a day or so before I reply  Cool

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why don't you just shag her again?


I probably will  Wink
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« Reply #24 on: Monday, March 7, 2005, 14:22:43 »

there you go everyones happy  Cheesy

just don't catch crabs  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
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« Reply #25 on: Monday, March 7, 2005, 14:30:33 »

she sounds like she was grateful for it.

This is your passport to do whatever you want to her Sussex Cheesy  :face
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« Reply #26 on: Monday, March 7, 2005, 17:13:06 »

Take her to watch Swindon. Then you won't see her again.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

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« Reply #27 on: Monday, March 7, 2005, 19:21:25 »

hehe
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« Reply #28 on: Monday, March 7, 2005, 20:56:53 »

Sussex Red....

for the love of god, I hope she stumbles across this forum  Cheesy
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Sussex

« Reply #29 on: Monday, March 7, 2005, 22:29:57 »

.....and for the love of my testicles that cannot happen!

I didn't know this when I met her but she only lives a few streets away  :shock:
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