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« on: Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 20:18:33 » |
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If you cut up some chilli's don't scratch your arse without washing your hands. Even if it is a few hours afterwards.
FFS it's not as if I stuck a finger up my bum hole whilst having a wank, it was just the top bit where your butt crack ends and your back starts.
I hope others can learn from my experiences.
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 20:26:44 » |
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The other day I cut up chillis and was then off out to play snooker. I wear contacts when I play snooker, and only when I play snooker, forgetting to wash hands equalled fucking stingy eyes.
FB, you have my deepest sympathy. Just don't scratch your balls. The skin there is quite thin and that also + a couple of hours of stinging discomfort.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 20:28:47 » |
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The other day I cut up chillis and was then off out to play snooker. I wear contacts when I play snooker, and only when I play snooker, forgetting to wash hands equalled fucking stingy eyes.
FB, you have my deepest sympathy. Just don't scratc your balls. The skin there is quite thin and that also + a couple of hours of stinging discomfort. I did the balls thing once as well . You thought I would have learnt. This burning has subsided now. Hallelujah! |
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 20:31:32 » |
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I pick my nose all the time. I also cook with Chilli all the time.
Picking your nose after touching chilli leaves a pretty annoying sensation.
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blinkpip
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 20:32:22 » |
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fuck me, it's like the young ones on here.  |
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 22:44:08 » |
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I pick my nose all the time. I also cook with Chilli all the time.
Picking your nose after touching chilli leaves a pretty annoying sensation. I'll wager you never suffer from a cold though... |
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 23:04:54 » |
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A classic TEF thread
It should be preserved for ever
Well done Benjamin !
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 23:06:14 » |
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Slightly grosse, very random and very odd.....an ordinary post for FB.ace. |
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 23:18:38 » |
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Fucking class. |
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 23:23:41 » |
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 23:35:34 » |
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I once rubbed 'Deep Heat' on my lower back and then shortly afterwards scratched my spuds...
Just once mind.......
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 23:58:30 » |
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I once rubbed 'Deep Heat' on my lower back and then shortly afterwards scratched my spuds...
Just once mind....... I know someone who took a piss shortly after warming up before a cricket match. Needless to say we could hear his screaming in the bog from outside |
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 00:01:03 » |
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Is deep heat really that bad? I think I've only used it once, the rest of the time I've been to ace to bother. Maybe they should invent some sort of "deep tight moist" gel instead.
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 00:03:59 » |
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FFS it's not as if I stuck a finger up my bum hole whilst having a wank, it was just the top bit where your butt crack ends and your back starts. Sorry, but had to highlight this. This part made me cry tears of pure joy |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 00:05:41 » |
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Ben's bum does that to people
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