Rossi
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« on: Monday, December 13, 2004, 08:27:17 » |
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The toothpaste that is in my bathroom at the moment tastes like that stuff that you use for inhailing when you have a cold/blocked nose...Wierd
Macleans Remineralise for anyone who wants to try it for themselves.
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kizz
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, December 13, 2004, 10:50:40 » |
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My missus came home with some jew-paste from the pound shop last week. It tasted of burnt plastic
Needless to say the toothpaste has been replaced, and the little woman reprimanded for trying to save 30p
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iven a level playing field (i.e. enough water so a shark could manouevre, but not so deep that a bear would flounder) who would win in a fight between a bear and a shark?
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, December 13, 2004, 12:15:00 » |
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My missus came home with some jew-paste from the pound shop last week :?: what is "jew-paste"? |
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kizz
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, December 13, 2004, 12:45:51 » |
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My missus came home with some jew-paste from the pound shop last week :?: what is "jew-paste"? Cheap, nasty, money-saving toothpaste.... can also be applied to other things: i.e the other day she made me jew-sandwiches (where she had skimped on the filling!) |
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iven a level playing field (i.e. enough water so a shark could manouevre, but not so deep that a bear would flounder) who would win in a fight between a bear and a shark?
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janaage
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, December 13, 2004, 14:37:04 » |
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JA77 is currently using Pearl Drops, trying to whiten my teeth up a little. Apparently after three weeks, I'll notice a difference, 2 weeks in and nothing. Can't wait for next week, just wonder what's gonna happen, maybe they'll fall out or something.
Sounds better than jew-paste or whatever that other stuff was called.
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, December 13, 2004, 14:59:11 » |
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If you eat 4 tubes of toothpaste... yes, actually eat them; you will die.
Beware everyone!
What a shite first post this is!
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, December 13, 2004, 15:38:38 » |
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I have just run out of pikey Aquafresh... i will consider all this at Wal-Mart tonight...
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, December 13, 2004, 16:48:11 » |
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If you eat 4 tubes of toothpaste... yes, actually eat them; you will die.
Beware everyone!
What a shite first post this is! I heard a prisnor(s) did that once as a protest...although obviously not in one go. Apparently if you eat it every day (a small amount), over a period of time it does kill. |
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, December 13, 2004, 16:50:20 » |
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I have just run out of pikey Aquafresh... i will consider all this at Wal-Mart tonight... I'm going to wal-mart tonight too. how exiteing! |
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janaage
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, December 13, 2004, 17:00:34 » |
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Last Thursday I saw Rhys Evans pushing a trolley in Wal-mart, turned the next corner and Alan MacLoughlin was pushing a trolley. I just ignored them both, played it cool.
I've heard of singles nights in Tesco's but didn't know Wal-mart do Swindon nights.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, December 13, 2004, 17:10:35 » |
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Would be better if it was Peter Kay and co - they could have Phoenix Nights
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, December 13, 2004, 17:11:32 » |
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Or max and Paddy's road to Wal-Mart  |
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