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Title: Toothpaste Post by: Rossi on Monday, December 13, 2004, 08:27:17 The toothpaste that is in my bathroom at the moment tastes like that stuff that you use for inhailing when you have a cold/blocked nose...Wierd
Macleans Remineralise for anyone who wants to try it for themselves. Title: Toothpaste Post by: kizz on Monday, December 13, 2004, 10:50:40 My missus came home with some jew-paste from the pound shop last week. It tasted of burnt plastic
Needless to say the toothpaste has been replaced, and the little woman reprimanded for trying to save 30p Title: Toothpaste Post by: oxford_fan on Monday, December 13, 2004, 12:15:00 Quote from: "kizz" My missus came home with some jew-paste from the pound shop last week :?: what is "jew-paste"? Title: Toothpaste Post by: kizz on Monday, December 13, 2004, 12:45:51 Quote from: "oxford_fan" Quote from: "kizz" My missus came home with some jew-paste from the pound shop last week :?: what is "jew-paste"? Cheap, nasty, money-saving toothpaste.... can also be applied to other things: i.e the other day she made me jew-sandwiches (where she had skimped on the filling!) Title: Toothpaste Post by: janaage on Monday, December 13, 2004, 14:37:04 JA77 is currently using Pearl Drops, trying to whiten my teeth up a little. Apparently after three weeks, I'll notice a difference, 2 weeks in and nothing. Can't wait for next week, just wonder what's gonna happen, maybe they'll fall out or something.
Sounds better than jew-paste or whatever that other stuff was called. Title: Toothpaste Post by: wolverhamptonRED on Monday, December 13, 2004, 14:59:11 If you eat 4 tubes of toothpaste... yes, actually eat them; you will die.
Beware everyone! What a shite first post this is! Title: Toothpaste Post by: McLovin on Monday, December 13, 2004, 15:38:38 I have just run out of pikey Aquafresh... i will consider all this at Wal-Mart tonight...
Title: Toothpaste Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, December 13, 2004, 16:48:11 Quote from: "wolverhamptonRED" If you eat 4 tubes of toothpaste... yes, actually eat them; you will die. Beware everyone! What a shite first post this is! I heard a prisnor(s) did that once as a protest...although obviously not in one go. Apparently if you eat it every day (a small amount), over a period of time it does kill. Title: Toothpaste Post by: Piemonte on Monday, December 13, 2004, 16:50:20 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" I have just run out of pikey Aquafresh... i will consider all this at Wal-Mart tonight... I'm going to wal-mart tonight too. how exiteing! Title: Toothpaste Post by: janaage on Monday, December 13, 2004, 17:00:34 Last Thursday I saw Rhys Evans pushing a trolley in Wal-mart, turned the next corner and Alan MacLoughlin was pushing a trolley. I just ignored them both, played it cool.
I've heard of singles nights in Tesco's but didn't know Wal-mart do Swindon nights. Title: Toothpaste Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, December 13, 2004, 17:10:35 Would be better if it was Peter Kay and co - they could have Phoenix Nights
Title: Toothpaste Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, December 13, 2004, 17:11:32 Or max and Paddy's road to Wal-Mart :soapy tit wank:
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