Political Correctness - Cross about no Cross

[Frigby Daser]

I've heard the club are to make an announcement on Thursday that no home or away shirts are to be worn to the match on Saturday, unless completely hidden by a coat and/or sweater, with a weighty scarf (of non-STFC origin).

All churches are now to be hidden from view also. Churches will be artificially sunk to a level of -30metres so as not to cause offence. If a spire does rise above ground level at all it will be covered by a multiculturally-acceptable sheet.

[Piemonte]

Excellent. Once we have rid the country of christianity we can start on Islam.

[genf_stfc]

Agreed. She strikes me as a self righteous christian type. She should either wear it under her blouse or shut the fuck up.

did you see her on the breakfast news yesterday ?  'Its important for me to know that customers see my cross and know that Jesus loves them' or words to that effect...

sorry love, its important for me to know that you are doing everything you can to make sure i'm going to get on the plane, with no explosive toothpaste on board,  and arrive at my destination on time, with my luggage at the same destination.  I'm sure that our Lord Jesus Christ would do all he could to help, but frankly I'd rather the check in staff relied on their training and experience in the job.

[Arriba]

fucking religions.
wake up all you brainwashed idiots there is no fucking god.

my local mp will be receiving a letter from me asking for the brainwashing of children from the age of 4 with tales and storys that cannot be proven and are frankly laughable be removed from the school timetable.
its taught as fact for fucks sake!
unbelievable.

[flammableBen]

fucking religions.
wake up all you brainwashed idiots there is no fucking god.

my local mp will be receiving a letter from me asking for the brainwashing of children from the age of 4 with tales and storys that cannot be proven and are frankly laughable be removed from the school timetable.
its taught as fact for fucks sake!
unbelievable.

Always remember that jesus loves you arriba.

[janaage]

Arriba, if Jesus Christ were here today and able to reply to such a blasphemous statement he'd probably say something like

"Child, what troubles you, what causes you to act in this way, you miserable fucking piece of shit.  Do us all a favour numb nuts and fuck off, all you do is moan, moan, moan.  I thought Doubting Thomas and Judas were miserable cunts, but you take the biscuit.  You won't be happy til you're dead so do us all a favour and jump off a cliff or something higher.  My dad man!!!  What's the matter with you, is your Mrs not putting out??  Are you a frustrated wanker??  Or do you just enjoy spreading you're negative bollocks to all who can read?

Peace be with you,
Jesus H Christ"

I guess it's lucky he's not got broadband just yet.

[STFC Village]

:grin: Nice one Janaage

[stfctownenda]

Arriba, if Jesus Christ were here today and able to reply to such a blasphemous statement he'd probably say something like

"Child, what troubles you, what causes you to act in this way, you miserable fucking piece of shit.  Do us all a favour numb nuts and fuck off, all you do is moan, moan, moan.  I thought Doubting Thomas and Judas were miserable cunts, but you take the biscuit.  You won't be happy til you're dead so do us all a favour and jump off a cliff or something higher.  My dad man!!!  What's the matter with you, is your Mrs not putting out??  Are you a frustrated wanker??  Or do you just enjoy spreading you're negative bollocks to all who can read?

Peace be with you,
Jesus H Christ"

I guess it's lucky he's not got broadband just yet.

Quality Jan  

[pumbaa]

Arriba, if Jesus Christ were here today and able to reply to such a blasphemous statement he'd probably say something like

"Child, what troubles you, what causes you to act in this way, you miserable fucking piece of shit.  Do us all a favour numb nuts and fuck off, all you do is moan, moan, moan.  I thought Doubting Thomas and Judas were miserable cunts, but you take the biscuit.  You won't be happy til you're dead so do us all a favour and jump off a cliff or something higher.  My dad man!!!  What's the matter with you, is your Mrs not putting out??  Are you a frustrated wanker??  Or do you just enjoy spreading you're negative bollocks to all who can read?

Peace be with you,
Jesus H Christ"

I guess it's lucky he's not got broadband just yet.

Are you really trying to tell me that Jesus is not here with us? I thought he was already registered on this forum...

Great post btw, whatever arriba or spacey might say

 

[Sade]

Ace.

[Arriba]

Arriba, if Jesus Christ were here today and able to reply to such a blasphemous statement he'd probably say something like

"Child, what troubles you, what causes you to act in this way, you miserable fucking piece of shit.  Do us all a favour numb nuts and fuck off, all you do is moan, moan, moan.  I thought Doubting Thomas and Judas were miserable cunts, but you take the biscuit.  You won't be happy til you're dead so do us all a favour and jump off a cliff or something higher.  My dad man!!!  What's the matter with you, is your Mrs not putting out??  Are you a frustrated wanker??  Or do you just enjoy spreading you're negative bollocks to all who can read?

Peace be with you,
Jesus H Christ"

I guess it's lucky he's not got broadband just yet.

very good.

but i'm not miserable at all jesus,just dont like religion.
my mrs does put out but its never enough and you'll know that anyway as you rule this earth and know what eveyone is doing.guess i'll burn in hell for not believing.

in all seriousness i'd rather be negative about shit that cannot be proven than play along with it like most people do for the sake of tradition.

having said that if jesus had said the above to me then i would then believe wouldn't i.  
my soul would be saved. hallelujah

[spacey]

Arriba, if Jesus Christ were here today and able to reply to such a blasphemous statement he'd probably say something like

"Child, what troubles you, what causes you to act in this way, you miserable fucking piece of shit.  Do us all a favour numb nuts and fuck off, all you do is moan, moan, moan.  I thought Doubting Thomas and Judas were miserable cunts, but you take the biscuit.  You won't be happy til you're dead so do us all a favour and jump off a cliff or something higher.  My dad man!!!  What's the matter with you, is your Mrs not putting out??  Are you a frustrated wanker??  Or do you just enjoy spreading you're negative bollocks to all who can read?

Peace be with you,
Jesus H Christ"

I guess it's lucky he's not got broadband just yet.

Are you really trying to tell me that Jesus is not here with us? I thought he was already registered on this forum...

Great post btw, whatever arriba or spacey might say

 

What the fucks it got to do with me?

I liked Jan's post, I always like to see people make an effort rather than copy and pasting shite jokes from elsewhere.

[Andy King]

This country has gone downhill since they stopped letting you smoke at your desk

[pumbaa]

Arriba, if Jesus Christ were here today and able to reply to such a blasphemous statement he'd probably say something like

"Child, what troubles you, what causes you to act in this way, you miserable fucking piece of shit.  Do us all a favour numb nuts and fuck off, all you do is moan, moan, moan.  I thought Doubting Thomas and Judas were miserable cunts, but you take the biscuit.  You won't be happy til you're dead so do us all a favour and jump off a cliff or something higher.  My dad man!!!  What's the matter with you, is your Mrs not putting out??  Are you a frustrated wanker??  Or do you just enjoy spreading you're negative bollocks to all who can read?

Peace be with you,
Jesus H Christ"

I guess it's lucky he's not got broadband just yet.

Are you really trying to tell me that Jesus is not here with us? I thought he was already registered on this forum...

Great post btw, whatever arriba or spacey might say

 

What the fucks it got to do with me?

I liked Jan's post, I always like to see people make an effort rather than copy and pasting shite jokes from elsewhere.

It was just the sort of post that I imagined would spark your creative wit and intellect.

I'm the king of copying and pasting shite jokes as I have no personality. Living in America for two years has taken its toll.

[spacey]

Arriba, if Jesus Christ were here today and able to reply to such a blasphemous statement he'd probably say something like

"Child, what troubles you, what causes you to act in this way, you miserable fucking piece of shit.  Do us all a favour numb nuts and fuck off, all you do is moan, moan, moan.  I thought Doubting Thomas and Judas were miserable cunts, but you take the biscuit.  You won't be happy til you're dead so do us all a favour and jump off a cliff or something higher.  My dad man!!!  What's the matter with you, is your Mrs not putting out??  Are you a frustrated wanker??  Or do you just enjoy spreading you're negative bollocks to all who can read?

Peace be with you,
Jesus H Christ"

I guess it's lucky he's not got broadband just yet.

Are you really trying to tell me that Jesus is not here with us? I thought he was already registered on this forum...

Great post btw, whatever arriba or spacey might say

 

What the fucks it got to do with me?

I liked Jan's post, I always like to see people make an effort rather than copy and pasting shite jokes from elsewhere.

It was just the sort of post that I imagined would spark your creative wit and intellect.

I'm the king of copying and pasting shite jokes as I have no personality. Living in America for two years has taken its toll.

Fair enough, I thought you were saying that I'm a miserable cunt.....which of course would be a fair comment.