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« on: Friday, April 21, 2006, 19:17:09 »

Well, it appears our African American friends have found something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston) reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian-sounding names. She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Woeisha, and Jamal. I can hear it now: A weatherman in Houston saying ...

"Wordup, Muthas! Herr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' Galveston like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA  office fo yo FREE shit!"
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, April 21, 2006, 19:25:06 »

I thought some organisation agrees on the naming of hurricanes. I think it's the meteorological (sp?) organisation or something like that?
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, April 21, 2006, 19:29:02 »

I think they swap between male and female names every year and they get chosen from a pre-aproved list, with names getting retired if one's particuarly destructive; there won't be another katrina again.
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, April 21, 2006, 19:36:39 »

It is, apparantly a true story.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=33896

I did of course make the last bit up.

Hurricane names are determined by the National Weather Service.

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/aboutnames.shtml

I added this link as it explains it in terms I can understand  Wink

http://www.fema.gov/kids/hunames.htm
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, April 21, 2006, 19:42:14 »

They alternate between male and female names and use a name for each letter of the alphabet
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, April 21, 2006, 19:46:06 »

Meh. I got most of it right. not bad for a bit of knowledge randomly sitting at the back of my brain. fuck knows how I know anything about hurricanes, was probably something about it on newsround when I was waiting for 2nd neighbours to start at some point
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, April 21, 2006, 19:49:46 »

This thread has taken a serious twist. I don't like it.

(Well done FB on your hurricane knowledge. Just proves that Newsround remains a valuable source of information for the yoof of today).
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, April 21, 2006, 19:52:32 »

Woo hoo I was right, it's the World Meteorological Organization
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, April 21, 2006, 19:53:56 »

Apart from the fact you didn't put World  :shock:
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, April 21, 2006, 19:55:07 »

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Apart from the fact you didn't put World  :shock:


I was hardly going to put Mars  
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, April 21, 2006, 20:54:58 »

Oops  I've always thought they named hurricans/tornados after the person that spotted it first.
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, April 21, 2006, 20:56:07 »

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Oops  I've always thought they named hurricans/tornados after the person that spotted it first.


Sade, you spanner  Cheesy
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DMR

« Reply #12 on: Friday, April 21, 2006, 20:56:56 »

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Oops  I've always thought they named hurricans/tornados after the person that spotted it first.


oh my...
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, April 21, 2006, 21:01:53 »

Then I remembered.....that if it was a hurrican the bloke that spotted it first would of got washed away by a giant wave. I must of dreamt it or something.
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, April 21, 2006, 21:08:08 »

Hurricanes involve the wind woman, not water.

Where your waves come from I'm not that sure.
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