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Devon Red

« on: Sunday, April 16, 2006, 20:42:49 »

Has to be jogging. Just got back from a 40 min jog thinking i'd burn off a few of those pints I had yesterday. Not a good idea.

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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, April 16, 2006, 20:44:36 »

...and there was me going to say Michael Pook  Sad
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, April 16, 2006, 20:45:57 »

well its got a close rival at least
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, April 16, 2006, 21:48:45 »

I hate running/jogging, its an excersize I just despise because I'm crap at it. Cross county at school was so embarrassing, I was like a tortoise. All the boys used to laugh at me so I scuffed sand in their eyes. I was shit hot at shot put though.
 
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, April 16, 2006, 21:51:55 »

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I was shit hot at shot put though.
Isn't that the sport that hairy, butch German lesbians are good at?
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, April 16, 2006, 21:53:14 »

Fuck off village you mong  Cheesy




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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, April 16, 2006, 21:53:53 »

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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, April 16, 2006, 21:53:54 »

Whats a mong? I say it, but I'm unsure of the definition.
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, April 16, 2006, 21:54:30 »

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Whats a mong? I say it, but I'm unsure of the definition.


i think it's someone who says a word without knowing it's definition
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, April 16, 2006, 21:54:39 »

I just do a bit of walking every day and that sorts me out. Although my calves get too tight and my knees start to fuck up. It's my fault, the physio said I have to do stretches but I can't be bothered.
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, April 16, 2006, 21:55:01 »

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Mex won't be happy Cheesy


Why does he have a fetish for long under arm hair ?
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, April 16, 2006, 21:55:19 »

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Whats a mong? I say it, but I'm unsure of the definition.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=mong
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, April 16, 2006, 21:55:44 »

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Whats a mong? I say it, but I'm unsure of the definition.


i think it's someone who says a word without knowing it's definition


 
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, April 16, 2006, 21:56:12 »

It's short for mongoloid. Basically you're saying Village has Down's syndrome
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, April 16, 2006, 21:57:21 »

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Whats a mong? I say it, but I'm unsure of the definition.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=mong


'a mongrel dog; by extension, an idiot', sounds about right  Tongue
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