Title: Crawley local paper Post by: tans on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 10:43:03 [url width=360 height=480]http://i1183.photobucket.com/albums/x480/tanswell2010/f2c9469e.jpg[/url]
Bit rich aint it coming from Steve Evans. The fat aids ridden fraudster cunt Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Nemo on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 10:44:03 Dear Mr. Pot,
Thou art a horrible shade of Black. Lots of love Steve the Kettle Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Paolo69 on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 10:45:27 I really have a stong disliking for both Steve Evans and Crawley.
Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 10:46:00 Rather a circus act that a fucking crook
Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Processed Beats on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 10:48:50 Full article here:
http://www.thisissussex.co.uk/Crawley-Town-boss-Steve-Evans-fires-Di-Canio/story-13281587-detail/story.html Touchline antics? Has he forgotten his actions at the County Ground last December?! Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Ardiles on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 10:50:27 We're going to see more of these mind games. As PDC showed before the Oxford game with Constable, he still has a lot to learn in this area. Tread carefully. Evans has been around a long time and knows what he's up to. A quiet, dignified (and possibly dismissive) response would be best.
Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Costanza on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 11:04:57 Evans is shit stirring and probably hoping that he gets a reaction from PDC on matchday and then Evans will be on the telly too.
Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Miles Mayhem on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 11:15:34 thanks i love Acecars and only £4.50 anywhere in Crawley, bargain :D
Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: DV on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 11:16:46 titans?
that would imply more than one right? No. Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Gnasher on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 11:28:34 What a leon Evans is.
Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Summerof69 on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 11:47:38 Full article here: http://www.thisissussex.co.uk/Crawley-Town-boss-Steve-Evans-fires-Di-Canio/story-13281587-detail/story.html Touchline antics? Has he forgotten his actions at the County Ground last December?! Altogether now... TIME !!! TIME !!! Fat B'stard !! Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Dozno9 on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 11:53:11 For those who may not know that criminal shit cunts story there is a really good article that may shed some light on him:
http://www.twohundredpercent.net/?p=8698 Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Summerof69 on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 11:55:38 For those who may not know that criminal shit cunts story there is a really good article that may shed some light on him: http://www.twohundredpercent.net/?p=8698 I still cannot believe the FA didn't ban Evans from football for good. Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: walrus on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 12:00:19 Fucking embarrassing... and I only have to live here. If we don't win, I'm not sure I will ever live it down.
Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: dogs on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 12:47:36 Evans is a big shit twat
Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Gethimout on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 12:59:33 He looks like a lesbian with his highlighted hair! Biggest knob around
Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Ardiles on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 13:00:31 Fucking embarrassing... and I only have to live here. If we don't win, I'm not sure I will ever live it down. How's that? They only have 15 fans. Even if we do lose, you'd not be that likely to meet one. Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Coca Fola on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 14:40:48 Who the fuck is Steve Evans? He's not worthy enough to lick the shit off the bottom of Di Canio's fancy Italian shoes.
Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Barry Scott on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 15:15:49 He looks like a lesbian with his highlighted hair! Biggest knob around I've always thought of Steve Bruce and Neil Warnock as looking like Lesbians as well. Finding fat men who look like fat women trying to be fat men is cool. (Although Warnock isn't fat, but he's still a fucking lesbian.) Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: wiggy on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 15:29:42 A lesbian couple shopped with me at the weekend - amongst other things they bought badges saying "I eat pussy" - I spent a few moments trying to figure out which was the butch one before deciding they both looked like Steve Bruce.
Good customers though Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: mrverve on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 15:30:57 Whatever you think about Steve Evans, his blonde highlights are just simply delightful.
Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: herthab on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 15:42:31 Cumstained lickspittle fucking knobjocky of a cunt.
I fucking hate Evans the wobbling, fat useless waste of oxygen. Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Gethimout on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 15:51:21 I've always thought of Steve Bruce and Neil Warnock as looking like Lesbians as well. Finding fat men who look like fat women trying to be fat men is cool. (Although Warnock isn't fat, but he's still a fucking lesbian.) Neil Warnock - Yes! Never seen it in Steve Bruce but you could have me persuaded. I'll let you know what i think! Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 15:59:01 I've always thought of Steve Bruce and Neil Warnock as looking like Lesbians as well. Finding fat men who look like fat women trying to be fat men is cool. (Although Warnock isn't fat, but he's still a fucking lesbian.) Think I must lead a sheltered life as none of the lesbians I've ever known have looked remotely like Steve Bruce, one or two, who are a bit plain....but quite a few who I regard as a sad loss to men. I did get talking to one recently who told me she was bi....but at the time more lezzer....there are times when I wish I was younger. Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Ardiles on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 16:02:02 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xinLivR8Sp0
Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Barry Scott on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 16:09:35 Samir Nasri also looks like a lesbian. A lesbian foreign exchange student.
Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 16:16:43 Samir Nasri also looks like a lesbian. A lesbian foreign exchange student. See I'd have Nasri down as looking more like a transgendered person.... Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Barry Scott on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 16:20:00 See I'd have Nasri down as looking more like a transgendered person.... :D Very true. Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Batch on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 17:01:29 http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/
Not football related, just saying. Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 17:02:19 Andy Scott tried them tactics and it didn't work. Anyway i'm happy he's more worried about us than his own team a week before the game. Twat.
Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: adje on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 19:43:19 Think I must lead a sheltered life as none of the lesbians I've ever known have looked remotely like Steve Bruce, one or two, who are a bit plain....but quite a few who I regard as a sad loss to men. I did get talking to one recently who told me she was bi....but at the time more lezzer....there are times when I wish I was younger. your age never seems to hinder you Reg in the pursuit of dames Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Notts red on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 19:48:41 When Paolo is sent to the stands or even police escorted out of the ground as manager at half time as many times as fatso I'll start to worry.
Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Only Me on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 19:56:04 Fucking embarrassing... and I only have to live here. If we don't win, I'm not sure I will ever live it down. I feel sorry for you living in that shit hole. I was working in Brighton and they all seem to hate Crawley and also quote how shit it is over there as well. Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: The Frog on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 20:00:09 Funny how they have a game before us and they are talking about our game big headed cunts
Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: wiggy on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 20:04:18 http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/ Not football related, just saying. Bugger that - check out the link in there for the lesbians who don't look like Justin Bieber - phew... Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: chalkies_shorts on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 21:38:37 Joe Kinnear ansd Shane Warne are the two biggest lesbian lookalikes I can think of
Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: RedRag on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 21:46:03 When Paolo is sent to the stands or even police escorted out of the ground as manager at half time as many times as fatso I'll start to worry. Here is one such example from Crawley's visit to Woking in January 2008 (also featuring a certain Marvin Morgan): Deep into the three minutes of added time (too deep for the liking of the Red Devils manager, Steve Evans! ?) Marvin Morgan grabbed the equaliser. After Ashley Bayes had made a fine diving save to palm away a Hutchinson header, Jason Norville did well to retain possession in the box and find Goma Lambu, who threw in a deep cross. Gez Sole nodded down to Morgan a couple of yards out. He swivelled athletically and rammed the ball up into the roof of the net. The half ended immediately, with the unsavoury sight of Steve Evans being escorted from the pitch by stewards and police and being ordered to the stand. Steve Evans and "unsavoury sight" go together - have to say it could be entertaining in the technical area next week in a way that Andy Scott just couldn't bring about. Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Summerof69 on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 22:05:05 Titans !! - We've got more season ticket holders than their ground holds.
Steve Evans and Crawley - a tin pot manager/crook for a tin pot club. Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Notts red on Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 22:15:13 Did you read in 2006 Evans was escorted from Blundell Park at half time after He threatened the forth official, he was pissed off because he thought Steve Mildenhall ! Had handled outside his area. Talk about an over reaction. The twat should be a one man circus, the clown.
Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: iffy on Thursday, September 8, 2011, 08:24:11 For those who may not know that criminal shit cunts story there is a really good article that may shed some light on him: http://www.twohundredpercent.net/?p=8698 Whilst Steve Evans is clearly a deeply, deeply, deeply unpleasant man, isn't what he did at Boston pretty much the same crime as Macari/Hillier got us hammered for? Bid low at tribunals, pay low stated wages and top up with brown envelopes? Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Dozno9 on Thursday, September 8, 2011, 08:37:26 Macari was cleared of tax evasion IIRC and Hillier and Farrar were found guilty at court.
Even if the case for Macari was exactly the same as Evans I fail to see your point. edit: Found an old article: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/macari-cleared-of-tax-fraud-in-running-football-club-1536398.html Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Gnasher on Thursday, September 8, 2011, 09:34:55 Titans !! - We've got more season ticket holders than their ground holds. Steve Evans and Crawley - a tin pot manager/crook for a tin pot club. I think they mean the titan that is Paolo Di Canio and the titanically fat cunt that is Steve Evans. Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: corner on Thursday, September 8, 2011, 11:53:19 Macari was cleared of tax evasion IIRC and Hillier and Farrar were found guilty at court. Great article, cant even get the names of those involved correct.Even if the case for Macari was exactly the same as Evans I fail to see your point. edit: Found an old article: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/macari-cleared-of-tax-fraud-in-running-football-club-1536398.html Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: leefer on Thursday, September 8, 2011, 14:48:42 A lesbian couple shopped with me at the weekend - amongst other things they bought badges saying "I eat pussy" - I spent a few moments trying to figure out which was the butch one before deciding they both looked like Steve Bruce. Good customers though :D :D...i know a lovely asian girl who is a Lesbian...named Mingeata :-[...always got a smile on her face but no blonde highlights. Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, September 8, 2011, 16:24:19 your age never seems to hinder you Reg in the pursuit of dames When I was young I'd tackle anything....now I have to pace myself :) Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Summerof69 on Thursday, September 8, 2011, 18:24:53 Whilst Steve Evans is clearly a deeply, deeply, deeply unpleasant man, isn't what he did at Boston pretty much the same crime as Macari/Hillier got us hammered for? Bid low at tribunals, pay low stated wages and top up with brown envelopes? Up to a point, but Evans was trying to cover things up by using hardmen to try and shut his players up. Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Doore on Thursday, September 8, 2011, 18:35:30 Up to a point, but Evans was trying to cover things up by using hardmen to try and shut his players up. Its still not a million miles away from what we were doing though. Don't get me wrong, we were doing the same as what many were, and our punishment was highly out of context. However I do still get uncomfortable when we start sneering at other clubs for their financial misdemeanors. Its not the fault of that club's fans, just as it wasn't our fault as fans back then. Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Arch Stanton on Thursday, September 8, 2011, 19:35:49 I think Evans is just trying to whip their massive fanbase into a baying frenzy, turning the ground into a Galatasaray style bear pit of intimidation..
Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Notts red on Thursday, September 8, 2011, 19:55:10 When we beat them hope Evans in his anger don't start setting fire to buildings and looting the club shop, if they have one !
Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Arch Stanton on Thursday, September 8, 2011, 20:25:01 The FA or the Inland Revenue must have their eye on Crawley though surely?
Some dodgy dealing is bound to break the surface sooner or later.... Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: THE FLASH on Thursday, September 8, 2011, 20:54:10 Fucking embarrassing... and I only have to live here. If we don't win, I'm not sure I will ever live it down. I lived in poundhill for a few months. Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: dell returns on Friday, September 9, 2011, 09:28:33 Who gives a fuck about Crawley Town - just because they won the conference and have a few bob punters and their supporters think they are a big club, well you are little minnows in the football world and you will come down with one almighty bump.
When you hear the name Crawley, I'm sure like me immediately you think of it as a Gatwick overflow town or somewhere to meet at one of their hotels for a business meeting. Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: horlock07 on Friday, September 9, 2011, 11:17:38 Who gives a fuck about Crawley Town - just because they won the conference and have a few bob punters and their supporters think they are a big club, well you are little minnows in the football world and you will come down with one almighty bump. When you hear the name Crawley, I'm sure like me immediately you think of it as a Gatwick overflow town or somewhere to meet at one of their hotels for a business meeting. I actually think of the pretty little village just outside Witney! Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, September 9, 2011, 15:20:22 When you hear the name Crawley, I'm sure like me immediately you think of John Crawley Didn't much like Creepy...he seemed, well, creepy. Last of the Oxbridge toffs to get into the England side....had two brothers Mark and Peter who both played first class cricket and were public school Oxbridge types. Bit like Hick and Ramps could do it when the going was easy, but had no bottle. Atherton would have been a bit before, and similarly privileged, but at least he was up for a fight, as shown by his epic rearguard action in SA against Alan Donald Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Summerof69 on Sunday, September 11, 2011, 12:43:32 I wonder what the paper will be saying now...
Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Spencer_White on Sunday, September 11, 2011, 17:50:12 Didn't much like Creepy...he seemed, well, creepy. Last of the Oxbridge toffs to get into the England side....had two brothers Mark and Peter who both played first class cricket and were public school Oxbridge types. Bit like Hick and Ramps could do it when the going was easy, but had no bottle. Atherton would have been a bit before, and similarly privileged, but at least he was up for a fight, as shown by his epic rearguard action in SA against Alan Donald Typical English batsman in the 1990's really. Ie crap. Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: donkey on Sunday, September 11, 2011, 22:36:21 Typical English batsman in the 1990's really. Ie crap. With the notable exception of Graham Thorpe. Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: tans on Monday, September 12, 2011, 07:46:33 Hehe go on Paolo
http://www.thisisswindontownfc.co.uk/news/9245111.Di_Canio_hits_back_at_manager_he_s__never_heard_of_/ Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Ardiles on Monday, September 12, 2011, 07:56:32 Hehe go on Paolo http://www.thisisswindontownfc.co.uk/news/9245111.Di_Canio_hits_back_at_manager_he_s__never_heard_of_/ I wish Paolo would simmer down and focus on the job in hand. I don't care that he's 'laughed in the face of 70,000 Man U fans'. Not relevant here. Evans was angling for a reaction with his comments and now he's got one. A dignified 'no comment' would have been a lot classier. Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: 4D on Monday, September 12, 2011, 08:10:51 Just the " I've never heard of him " was good enough for me ;D
Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: THE FLASH on Monday, September 12, 2011, 08:11:09 I wish Paolo would simmer down and focus on the job in hand. I don't care that he's 'laughed in the face of 70,000 Man U fans'. Not relevant here. Evans was angling for a reaction with his comments and now he's got one. A dignified 'no comment' would have been a lot classier. word..... should of laughed it off and stayed stum! Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Muffin Man on Monday, September 12, 2011, 08:13:29 word..... should of laughed it off and stayed stum! Thats not the Paolo way though is it? we kinda knew what we were getting before we actually got him, hot headed, outspoken, doesn't mince his words, etc etc. But, he does very often open his mouth without engaging his brain, we better get used to it because he will always do it when hes manager! Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Batch on Monday, September 12, 2011, 09:02:53 word..... should of laughed it off and stayed stum! I think this is his way of laughing it off. Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: chalkies_shorts on Monday, September 12, 2011, 16:31:55 Just the " I've never heard of him " was good enough for me ;D "He's a complete fucking dickhead crook Jock spiv fuckwit who disgraces the clubs who have been unfortunate to employ the lesbian and who is completely despised within the game" would hav e been good enough for me. Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Spencer_White on Monday, September 12, 2011, 17:31:13 To be fair though, cant wait to see the touchline antics tommorow night.
He does ramp up the stakes, which adds to the excitement! Bring it on. Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Ralphy on Monday, September 12, 2011, 18:05:56 To be fair though, cant wait to see the touchline antics tommorow night. He does ramp up the stakes, which adds to the excitement! Bring it on. Ditto. Di Canio has really took the piss today. If you listen to the interview on the BBC Sport site, Di Canio asks the interviewer twice "Sorry, whats his name?" :D Kind of "I'm Paolo Di Canio, who the fuck are you fat boy". Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Only Me on Monday, September 12, 2011, 18:37:21 Ditto. Di Canio has really took the piss today. If you listen to the interview on the BBC Sport site, Di Canio asks the interviewer twice "Sorry, whats his name?" :D Kind of "I'm Paolo Di Canio, who the fuck are you fat boy". It was a great interview. "What's his name?" "I've never heard of him" "He wants to get a line in the national newspaper". :clap: Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: corner on Monday, September 12, 2011, 18:38:50 Ditto. Yeah that was funny as fuck!!!!!!Di Canio has really took the piss today. If you listen to the interview on the BBC Sport site, Di Canio asks the interviewer twice "Sorry, whats his name?" :D Kind of "I'm Paolo Di Canio, who the fuck are you fat boy". Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Ardiles on Monday, September 12, 2011, 20:20:54 They were talking about our game tomorrow on Radio 5 during the half time break of the QPR vs Newcastle game. After explaining a bit about Evans and his temperament and then playing PDC's response to Evans' comments, the commentator guaranteed that it would 'definitely not not kick off' tomorrow.
Basically, there's going to be a big scrap on the touchline and there's nothing anyone can do about it. I would imagine that Fatboy would pack a bigger punch, but PDC is clearly going to be more agile and have greater manoeuvrability. A lot could come down to the support offered by Piccareta and [insert name of Crawley assistant person here]. We shall see. Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: tans on Monday, September 12, 2011, 20:22:14 Paul raynor.
And he is a cunt Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Monday, September 12, 2011, 20:57:00 We can get Leon Clarke down to be the referee of the fight, or a least to be the ring girl who holds up the cards before each round
Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Summerof69 on Monday, September 12, 2011, 20:58:26 We can get Leon Clarke down to be the referee of the fight, or a least to be the ring girl who holds up the cards before each round That'll be too much exercise for Clarke... Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Cookie on Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 07:40:34 Jack Wilshire tweeted 'Haha that's why Di'canio is my hero . . . doesn't care just says it how it is! #legend'
he, he. Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: nevillew on Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 08:52:00 They were talking about our game tomorrow on Radio 5 during the half time break of the QPR vs Newcastle game. After explaining a bit about Evans and his temperament and then playing PDC's response to Evans' comments, the commentator guaranteed that it would 'definitely not not kick off' tomorrow. Basically, there's going to be a big scrap on the touchline and there's nothing anyone can do about it. I would imagine that Fatboy would pack a bigger punch, but PDC is clearly going to be more agile and have greater manoeuvrability. A lot could come down to the support offered by Piccareta and [insert name of Crawley assistant person here]. We shall see. You don't think Di Canio will revert to a stereotype, and run away ? Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: jonny72 on Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 10:29:11 If you listen to the interview on the BBC Sport site, Di Canio asks the interviewer twice "Sorry, whats his name?" :D Think it was three times which was overkill in my book, twice would have been perfect. Without doubt one of the best put downs I've heard in a long time, works well in an Italian accent as well. Very tempted to go tonight just to see what happens on the touchline as I really doubt Evans is going to let him get away with it. Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Notts red on Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 10:36:47 Wonder if When Paolo and the team arrives at Crawley he shakes hands with ever person he comes across in hope one of them might be Evans !
Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Gethimout on Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 10:49:50 Wonder if When Paolo and the team arrives at Crawley he shakes hands with ever person he comes across in hope one of them might be Evans ! He might see some blonde haired, fat dyke outside the ground and shake hands with her! Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Boner on Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 13:21:12 They were talking about our game tomorrow on Radio 5 during the half time break of the QPR vs Newcastle game. After explaining a bit about Evans and his temperament and then playing PDC's response to Evans' comments, the commentator guaranteed that it would 'definitely not not kick off' tomorrow. Basically, there's going to be a big scrap on the touchline and there's nothing anyone can do about it. I was listening to this and was amused that they were 100% sure it would kick off tonight!! Title: Re: Crawley local paper Post by: Only Me on Wednesday, September 14, 2011, 17:09:02 Thats not the Paolo way though is it? we kinda knew what we were getting before we actually got him, hot headed, outspoken, doesn't mince his words, etc etc. But, he does very often open his mouth without engaging his brain, we better get used to it because he will always do it when hes manager! Well, it worked !!! |