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Title: In the last days of my life Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, October 19, 2009, 19:46:00 I won't know whether to laugh or cry
What would be your epitah, when you eventually become worm food? Title: Re: In the last days of my life Post by: Talk Talk on Monday, October 19, 2009, 19:49:18 I won't give a shit as I will be lifeless, brainless and very very deceased.
It is symptomatic of 'life stories' - if you have ever read any Eric Berne that people worry about what is going to be on their gravestone, what people will say after they are dead or how people will grieve for them. Forget it, think more about how you are living, enjoy every day and fuck death. Close the thread. Title: Re: In the last days of my life Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, October 19, 2009, 19:49:59 NO.
Quiet your lips Title: Re: In the last days of my life Post by: chalkies_shorts on Monday, October 19, 2009, 19:51:14 couldn't give a shit. Once I'm dead, I'm dead. the worms would be welcome to me.
Title: Re: In the last days of my life Post by: Talk Talk on Monday, October 19, 2009, 19:51:29 NO. Quiet your lips Ah ok. Buy this though: http://www.amazon.co.uk/What-You-Say-After-Hello/dp/055209806X/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1255981854&sr=8-2 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/What-You-Say-After-Hello/dp/055209806X/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1255981854&sr=8-2) Title: Re: In the last days of my life Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, October 19, 2009, 19:53:58 Theres only one thing in life sadder than those who plan there epitahs long before they need one (TOUCH WOOD)
And thats those who waste time studying human behaviour. Its a pointless activity, as usefull as planting sausage seeds Title: Re: In the last days of my life Post by: Talk Talk on Monday, October 19, 2009, 19:55:05 Its a pointless activity, as usefull as planting sausage seeds I have a greenhouse full of sausage plants. Grown from Sutton's seeds. You know bugger all. Title: Re: In the last days of my life Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, October 19, 2009, 20:02:10 "I told you I was ill"
Title: Re: In the last days of my life Post by: axs on Monday, October 19, 2009, 20:11:34 Calm down Spike.
Title: Re: In the last days of my life Post by: dell boy on Monday, October 19, 2009, 20:13:15 For such a young man Dave that is such a morbid post ...
Just live for today, I wish I had 30 years ago, and taken more time watching my children grow up instead of worrying about making money for their future. Your epitah, I'm sure you only think of something like this when the fat lady sings, hopefully in my case she has just warmed up and looking for an encore. Title: Re: In the last days of my life Post by: Talk Talk on Monday, October 19, 2009, 20:22:30 The fat lady is desperately looking for a shag and I'm hiding behind the curtain. For many many years.
Title: Re: In the last days of my life Post by: Dazzza on Monday, October 19, 2009, 21:18:32 "In death just as in life I'm masturbating underneath you"
Title: Re: In the last days of my life Post by: axs on Monday, October 19, 2009, 21:27:31 'You're standing on my balls'
Title: Re: In the last days of my life Post by: leefer on Monday, October 19, 2009, 22:15:17 Here lies Leefer
He was warm and bold Here lies Leefer Now hes fucking stone cold! Title: Re: In the last days of my life Post by: @MacPhlea on Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 07:33:02 "The roots of this grass need some Oxygen, can you get the aerator out...!
Title: Re: In the last days of my life Post by: Gelbfüßler on Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 08:40:42 "It really does make you go blind"
Title: Re: In the last days of my life Post by: suttonred on Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 09:51:26 I have a greenhouse full of sausage plants. Grown from Sutton's seeds. You know bugger all. Wondered who had been in my greenhouse, could you tidy it next time? Title: Re: In the last days of my life Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 10:15:39 Just as long as people dont wear football shirts to my funeral it will all be good
dress smartly please Title: Re: In the last days of my life Post by: Batch on Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 10:39:31 Just as long as people dont wear football shirts to my funeral it will all be good You are the white version of Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air!dress smartly please Anyway, I agree with the post that said stop worrying about death and enjoy life! Some song lyrics to consider: - "enjoy this life there is no guarantee could end by tomorrow." - "Time is running out and we all need to do something crazy before we die" - "do something out of character, do something you've never done before" Or from cubs scouts: Did you ever see a hearse goes by And wonder what it's like to die? [oooooh, aaaah happy we shall be?] They wrap you up in a bloody sheet And throw you in six feet deep [oooooh, aaaah happy we shall be?] You're okay for about a week Unless your coffin springs a leak [oooooh, aaaah happy we shall be?] The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out The worms play BINGO! on your snout [oooooh, aaaah happy we shall be?] Your liver turns a lusty green Your guts squirt out like shaving cream [oooooh, aaaah happy we shall be?] You wrap it up in a piece of bread And that's what you eat when you are dead [oooooh, aaaah happy we shall be?] The moral of this story is.... Don't be buried, get cremated! Title: Re: In the last days of my life Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 13:03:17 too much is never enough.
Title: Re: In the last days of my life Post by: nochee on Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 13:08:16 I want "living in a box" by living in a box, played at my funeral
Title: Re: In the last days of my life Post by: herthab on Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 13:15:44 I want a high explosive device put in my coffin, set to detonate in the middle of my funeral.
Title: Re: In the last days of my life Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 14:10:12 I want a high explosive device put in my coffin, set to detonate in the middle of my funeral. still in a bad mood then Title: Re: In the last days of my life Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 14:21:13 I want a high explosive device put in my coffin, set to detonate in the middle of my funeral. Good lord! I aint coming to your funeral!! that would be scary as!! Title: Re: In the last days of my life Post by: pauld on Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 14:22:31 I want "living in a box" by living in a box, played at my funeral Or "Come on baby light my fire" for a cremationTitle: Re: In the last days of my life Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 14:27:09 Ashes to Ashes - Bowie
Title: Re: In the last days of my life Post by: suttonred on Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 14:33:36 Already picked mine, Bloodhound gang, "The Roof is on Fire".
Title: Re: In the last days of my life Post by: Foggy on Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 14:34:23 I want 5000 fuck wit american golf fans stood around the coffin shouting " get in the hole"
Title: Re: In the last days of my life Post by: nochee on Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 14:36:36 I want 5000 fuck wit american golf fans stood around the coffin shouting " get in the hole" Brilliant! Title: Re: In the last days of my life Post by: Talk Talk on Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 20:19:15 Wondered who had been in my greenhouse, could you tidy it next time? The phrase 'Sutton's seeds' now fills me with distaste. Gloopy indeed. |