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Is it me or the site ?

i DONT know

It's dead.
They're all dead.
Everybody is dead Dave.

I've let the guys know. Not sure when it'll be back up.

Yes it is down

We are being "upgraded"  ::)

Originally it was supposed to be only for a couple of hours on Tuesday. The latest info I have is that it should be back sometime today.

MALPAS OUT!

Won't somebody please think of Gerald ?

I am.

During this intermission, is there an internet equivalent of changing the locks and not giving him a key?

Whose Gerald?

You don't want to know....

A copper the frequents the Trust Forum's and thinks his word is law (well on stfc anyway) !! - certainly brightens things up

Gerald is a Legend

Ex-copper who now works on the 'Lectric I think.    Probably got discharged....

or a smelly discharge

That's no way to conduct yourself. You're not at ohm now you know

Resistance is futile,  I'm a transformed character

Watt's the point of being so negative?

  Might explain why I read a typically banal post from Stilton on thisis, might have even been today.

 

it's an sql error, you know

Maybe the Trust should take us all to the Gluepot for a pint and a chat!

No shit sherlock!

It's not on. I pay more than 99p a year to be a member of the Trust, and they can't even provide a simple forum

I call for protests behind the Trust hut on Saturday

Fuck that last time i set fire to it..... ooops

who sis the king (or queen) of the Trust these days?

I'd clear out the syringes and excrement before you start if I were you. I think we're discovering the limitations of having the site hosted for free - when you're hosted on the basis of goodwill, it does make it rather difficult to bellow at the providers when they screw up. Although in fairness, I think it's actually their providers who are at fault

wooosh

I'd say "a sql error" (seekwal) rather than "an sql error" (esskuwell) but that's just me dear.
regards
Geek

Actually, if you want to get pedantic, it's not a SQL error anyway, the underlying error is a config error (password not set) as opposed to an error in the query itself. But you're right about seekwal
regards
Another Geek

Sorry to carry on the pedantic theme, but you shouldn't really start a sentence with a conjunction (but).

I'm sure I read somewhere that nobody gives a shit about that anymore and as a rule it's considered a bit outdated. Probably heard something on Radio4.

anyway up, I wasn't getting pederastic about the actual error but at the actual pronunciation of the acronym SQL actually - so there!
your interfrastically
a bored geek

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Then you were wrong on both. It's Ess-Que-El, as in the letters, not some silly sequel word.

And starting a sentence with "and" is alright nowadays.

It's a good call. Sorry. Innit

It's an acronym largely used by IT professionals, not jobless layabouts, so we should know how to pronounce it. seekwal. Yah boo sucks

You sink low paul. And you're still wrong.

It sounds a bit fonejacker that "seekwal" word, what's wrong with just sticking to S Q L?

I think it's probably the same computer people who thought that saying out GUI and WYSIWYG sounds good.

I hate IT people - one came to fix my bosses computer today and had a poo in out toliets

he should have saved it up till he got back to Westbury!

Nice :eatkf:

well - I thought it was rude!!!

"Seekwal" is for old school, "S-Q-L" is for cool uber geeks.

Right, so now we've got a selection of people who don't need to use the word on a daily basis teaching us how to pronounce our geek vocab. Do we lecture you financial services folks on how to pronounce "massively plummeting portfolio" or "missold endowments"? Or you layabouts how to pronounce "Jeremy Kyle"? No we don't. So bog off

When he is booked to come in againand sort out the IT, take off the toilet seat and remove the loo paper before he arrives ...

You're a bit over defensive. I know enough about Jeremy Kyle not to pronounce his name wrong. Stop being so wrong.

to be honest hes better than the one that cuts his hair with a knife and fork and wears a long leather cost like the guy in the Matrix

You work at a very interesting place JFW - is this a routine thing with IT guys to cut their hair in clients toilets. What do you think he's got up that three-quarter length leather coat?

Bah. Next you'll be pronouncing Linux "lie-nucks".

Ha ha, you are a geek!!!  Getting stressed because we're no in agreement with this seekwal shite.  Come on Paul say it, it's only 3 little letters S.Q.L.

So when you read some FAQs, do you call them "facks", or F.A.Q.s or do you go for the long haul Frequently Asked Questions?

You're a grade A geek! (and proud I bet)

these IT geeks dont work for our company they come in when things break

he doesnt cut his hair in our toilets (well at least I hope not!!) but he defo cuts it himself - its so messy - I bet hes never had a podge

Hell, yes :-)

So do you call ISA's "eye-sah" or "I-S-A"? And what about PEP's and TESSA's?

Good shout, Sam, that'll get the financial services G-I-T-S on the run

sonic youth's IT tip of the day:

don't try installing SQL server on a p4 2.6ghz with 1gb of ram. it won't work and you'll regret it.

have a nice day!

Or just:

I'm an IT professional and I cringe when I hear one of the older chaps say it sequel. Sad old bastards, it's obviously S.Q.L.

Paul isn't a real geek.He's a wannabe. He hasn't even got a beard, doesn't wear socks with sandals and I'm betting he owns at least one PC with Microsoft OS on it!

This has been a pubic announcement by the S.Q.L party.

One word: viruses

Don't you mean Virii? ;)

i hate it when people pronounce it dar-ta instead of day-ta.

bloody yanks.

darta.

I say tomatar you say tomatow!

no, I say tomato. And I don't even like the cunting things.

What axs.....cheese and tommy on toast drizzled with abit of virgin is lush.

no, raw tomato is gash.

can the trust buy us a manager,centre mid and a centre back please?
i'll chip in

A centre mid? We have about 12, nice if we could just pair two of them up though.

Yeah sure, who do you fancy?

graham kavanah for starters in centre mid.tempt gary speed as player boss, and i'll scout a centre back for free.

kavanaghs gone to carlisle hasnt he?

Right, fine, we'll sort that out tomorrow and have them delivered Monday

you dont know who the centre back is yet!

Erm, I wasn't being entirely serious. Sorry about that.

i didn't know that paul.erm ;)

;) But you did know Kavanagh's gone to Carlisle surely? FWIW, I rate him as well - not sure whether he's still as good as he was last time I saw him which is a couple of seasons ago now, but he always just seemed to dominate the midfield and control games with little effort. Not that he was lazy, just class enough to make it look easy

in all seriousness i watched him today on tv.him and jimmy bullard are the best i've seen in the last few years in the midfield visiting us.he's not out of touch like bullard is though.

i say bring back gareth whalley.

where is wally?

on the dole hopefully

tax dodging cunt.kill him!

our developers are australian. they've got darta for our sequel product

Is it fixed yet ?

Nope - I had a conversation with someone higher up the management chain at our provider this afternoon, pointed out it had been down for a week now and I suspect size 10s will be deployed in appropriate places. Which hopefully should see this being resolved shortly.

The root of the problem would seem to be a junior tech who didn't know how to pronounce SQL properly  :)

 Speaking of the Trust (still haven't received my membership renewal)

 Has TrustSTFC sent as delegate to the Supporters Direct National Conference?

I believe Alan Jones may be going.

My fault - I'm working through a backlog

I believe Alan Jones is going on our behalf - we had a discussion at the last Trust board meeting over whether he could claim travel expenses and agreed he could so long as Megabus still had their quid to London offer and he didn't do anything flash like use the tube

 I don't know Alan...unless he is the Glamorgan batsman who got a cap v RoW in 1970, and then had it taken away when the banned Saffas series replacement games were downgraded.

He's the treasurer. I'm not sure about his past sporting prowess, but I'd be surprised. I'll ask him next time I speak to him.

I can help - it's ess-cue-ell.

The site appears to be up again, but I can't get on to the forum now

Yesterday's size 10 deployment does seem to have had some effect, but as you say  the main forum index pages are still not working. I believe Andrew H will be looking at this from our side later.

There's no need to exaggerate

Forum should be working now.