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flammableBen

« Reply #45 on: Friday, October 10, 2008, 15:14:18 »

Right, so now we've got a selection of people who don't need to use the word on a daily basis teaching us how to pronounce our geek vocab. Do we lecture you financial services folks on how to pronounce "massively plummeting portfolio" or "missold endowments"? Or you layabouts how to pronounce "Jeremy Kyle"? No we don't. So bog off

You're a bit over defensive. I know enough about Jeremy Kyle not to pronounce his name wrong. Stop being so wrong.
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« Reply #46 on: Friday, October 10, 2008, 15:15:01 »

to be honest hes better than the one that cuts his hair with a knife and fork and wears a long leather cost like the guy in the Matrix

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« Reply #47 on: Friday, October 10, 2008, 15:17:45 »

to be honest hes better than the one that cuts his hair with a knife and fork and wears a long leather cost like the guy in the Matrix


You work at a very interesting place JFW - is this a routine thing with IT guys to cut their hair in clients toilets. What do you think he's got up that three-quarter length leather coat?
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« Reply #48 on: Friday, October 10, 2008, 15:22:17 »

You're a bit over defensive. I know enough about Jeremy Kyle not to pronounce his name wrong. Stop being so wrong.
Bah. Next you'll be pronouncing Linux "lie-nucks".
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« Reply #49 on: Friday, October 10, 2008, 15:22:37 »

Right, so now we've got a selection of people who don't need to use the word on a daily basis teaching us how to pronounce our geek vocab. Do we lecture you financial services folks on how to pronounce "massively plummeting portfolio" or "missold endowments"? Or you layabouts how to pronounce "Jeremy Kyle"? No we don't. So bog off

Ha ha, you are a geek!!!  Getting stressed because we're no in agreement with this seekwal shite.  Come on Paul say it, it's only 3 little letters S.Q.L.

So when you read some FAQs, do you call them "facks", or F.A.Q.s or do you go for the long haul Frequently Asked Questions?

You're a grade A geek! (and proud I bet)

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« Reply #50 on: Friday, October 10, 2008, 15:23:10 »

these IT geeks dont work for our company they come in when things break

he doesnt cut his hair in our toilets (well at least I hope not!!) but he defo cuts it himself - its so messy - I bet hes never had a podge
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« Reply #51 on: Friday, October 10, 2008, 15:25:07 »

You're a grade A geek! (and proud I bet)
Hell, yes :-)
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« Reply #52 on: Friday, October 10, 2008, 15:25:27 »

Ha ha, you are a geek!!!  Getting stressed because we're no in agreement with this seekwal shite.  Come on Paul say it, it's only 3 little letters S.Q.L.

So when you read some FAQs, do you call them "facks", or F.A.Q.s or do you go for the long haul Frequently Asked Questions?

You're a grade A geek! (and proud I bet)



So do you call ISA's "eye-sah" or "I-S-A"? And what about PEP's and TESSA's?
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« Reply #53 on: Friday, October 10, 2008, 15:28:39 »

So do you call ISA's "eye-sah" or "I-S-A"? And what about PEP's and TESSA's?
Good shout, Sam, that'll get the financial services G-I-T-S on the run
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sonic youth

« Reply #54 on: Friday, October 10, 2008, 16:54:00 »

sonic youth's IT tip of the day:

don't try installing SQL server on a p4 2.6ghz with 1gb of ram. it won't work and you'll regret it.

have a nice day!
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« Reply #55 on: Friday, October 10, 2008, 17:07:27 »

Or just:
don't try installing SQL server. it won't work and you'll regret it.
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« Reply #56 on: Friday, October 10, 2008, 18:28:10 »

I'm an IT professional and I cringe when I hear one of the older chaps say it sequel. Sad old bastards, it's obviously S.Q.L.
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« Reply #57 on: Friday, October 10, 2008, 18:34:37 »

Paul isn't a real geek.He's a wannabe. He hasn't even got a beard, doesn't wear socks with sandals and I'm betting he owns at least one PC with Microsoft OS on it!

This has been a pubic announcement by the S.Q.L party.
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« Reply #58 on: Saturday, October 11, 2008, 08:04:01 »

I'm an IT professional and I cringe when I hear one of the older chaps say it sequel. Sad old bastards, it's obviously S.Q.L.
One word: viruses
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« Reply #59 on: Saturday, October 11, 2008, 09:29:55 »

Don't you mean Virii? Wink
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