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faringdingdong

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« on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 10:36:31 »

Have no holiday booked from work, am being told i might finish early but no assurance. I need to finish at lunch time to see family that have travelled down from oop North (if Banbury can be refered to as that) before they leave to go home.
Therefore ladies, i have these options:
-Leave at Lunch without asking, invoking some sort of bad sort of response from employers.
-Work until i am told to go home, possibly being late for family thingy, invoking some sort of bad response from all my relatives.
-Call in 'sick'. (please note: was 'sick' yesterday
 Your thoughts please.
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We wanna go somewhere else. We're not threatened by people anymore. All our insecurities have evaporated. We're in the clouds now. We're wide open. We're spacemen orbiting the earth. The world looks beautiful from here, man.
STFC Village

« Reply #1 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 10:41:45 »

Fuck 'em! The company that is Soapy Tit Wank  If they can't deal with you taking a few hours off to spend time with your loved ones at this happiest time of the year, then tell 'em they can stick their job where not even a porn stars arsehole see's daylight. Now thats deep!
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 10:42:46 »

Preach on brother village. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
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We wanna go somewhere else. We're not threatened by people anymore. All our insecurities have evaporated. We're in the clouds now. We're wide open. We're spacemen orbiting the earth. The world looks beautiful from here, man.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 10:43:47 »

Companies suck.  Families rock.  Call in sick, if you don't you'll regret it and chances are they'll forget about it over the pissed up period anyway.  Feck 'em.  That's what I say!!!!
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STFC Village

« Reply #4 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 10:48:53 »

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Preach on brother village. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
I have a dream, that one day, lazy bastards like myself, might have the right, to leave work whenever they like, and still be paid their full pay packets, at the end of the week, and not be subjected, to the brutal regime, of their arsehole bosses Light Bulb  Soapy Tit Wank (, are for dramatic, Luther-King stylie effect)
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 11:33:22 »

Can't beleive how lucky I am someimes, the old flexi means I can stroll in at whatever time I choose and also leave when ever I want.

I can also wonder in and out as I please and there is a pub next door \ Tongue /.

I'd just leave Faring.  You have given them plenty of notice and if necessary just take it as unpaid leave.  If they start to whinge play the old emotional blackmail card and tell them that it's a really special family occassion to see family you haven't seen in years and that your really disapointed that even after giving pleanty of notice they can't afford you a just few hours off at Christmas.
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STFC Village

« Reply #6 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 11:37:39 »

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Can't beleive how lucky I am someimes, the old flexi means I can stroll in at whatever time I choose and also leave when ever I want.

I can also wonder in and out as I please and there is a pub next door \ Tongue /.

Where do you work you lucky so and so :?: Any jobs going for a lazy, underqualified slob? Wink
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DanOUFC

« Reply #7 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 12:00:15 »

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Quote from: "dazzza"
Can't beleive how lucky I am someimes, the old flexi means I can stroll in at whatever time I choose and also leave when ever I want.

I can also wonder in and out as I please and there is a pub next door \ Tongue /.

Where do you work you lucky so and so :?: Any jobs going for a lazy, underqualified slob? Wink

I work for Oxfordshire County Council and enjoy the same perks as Dazza Soapy Tit Wank
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STFC Village

« Reply #8 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 12:02:44 »

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Quote from: "STFC Village"
Quote from: "dazzza"
Can't beleive how lucky I am someimes, the old flexi means I can stroll in at whatever time I choose and also leave when ever I want.

I can also wonder in and out as I please and there is a pub next door \ Tongue /.

Where do you work you lucky so and so :?: Any jobs going for a lazy, underqualified slob? Wink

I work for Oxfordshire County Council and enjoy the same perks as Dazza Soapy Tit Wank
Excellent, i live in Oxfordshire (Abingdon). Whatcha doing? I draw the line at binman.
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DanOUFC

« Reply #9 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 12:05:21 »

Work in Financial Services section. I live in Didcot and go to Abingdon College once a week paid for by the council!
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STFC Village

« Reply #10 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 12:07:04 »

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Work in Financial Services section. I live in Didcot and go to Abingdon College once a week paid for by the council!
Any jobs going?
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DanOUFC

« Reply #11 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 12:09:24 »

Yeh you can be my personal bitch, what qualifications have you got?


ps if your serious I could email you with our vacancies page
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STFC Village

« Reply #12 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 12:13:36 »

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Yeh you can be my personal bitch, what qualifications have you got?
Gcse's and 3 A-levels. Went to uni, but hated being poor, so i quit and came back to work. Plenty of office exp, worked at RM (Milton Park) for a few months, now at a company in Abingdon tempin'. Not sure about being a personal bitch for a Pox fan, but hey, i need money and would prefer to earn it easily.
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DanOUFC

« Reply #13 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 12:18:26 »

I'm clearing a space on the end of my dest for you now. Theres is one necessity in the job description - you must wear an Oxford shirt underneath your shirt and tie!
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STFC Village

« Reply #14 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 12:20:12 »

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I'm clearing a space on the end of my dest for you now. Theres is one necessity in the job description - you must wear an Oxford shirt underneath your shirt and tie!
I would rather eat my own faeces for survival :shock:
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