Today is a very grim day for STFC
Whilst attending the reserve game the other week I made a very grim and serious discovery. Whilst looking for the toilets I accidently went through the wrong door which took me down a long winding staircase. I could not believe my eyes at what I saw. All these years I had believed that attendances had been falling because we are crap and people find us boring and expensive to watch. Little did I know. I saw with my own eyes the bodys stacked one upon another for as far as the eye could see. Red shirts disgarded and scarfs adorning the skeletons of once proud Swindon fans.
Suddenly in a flash it all became clear to me everything was falling into place. Right back to the days of Hillier and Macari it seems that fans have been dissapearing without a trace. Were attendances really being underestimated to avoid paying tax or has something more sinister been at work.
Why do the pies and burgers taste so funny? and is that really Chris Kamara that appears on Sky Sports. No i do not think so. Where have all our good players and die hard supporters really gone? Was Mike Walsh really shown the door and no replacement brought in. Do me a favour. And why do we no longer have a reserve side. Yes it is all becoming very very clear indead.