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Title: Is there a secret death camp lying beneath the Arkels stand? Post by: Anonymous on Saturday, February 5, 2005, 18:36:57 Today is a very grim day for STFC :( Whilst attending the reserve game the other week I made a very grim and serious discovery. Whilst looking for the toilets I accidently went through the wrong door which took me down a long winding staircase. I could not believe my eyes at what I saw. All these years I had believed that attendances had been falling because we are crap and people find us boring and expensive to watch. Little did I know. I saw with my own eyes the bodys stacked one upon another for as far as the eye could see. Red shirts disgarded and scarfs adorning the skeletons of once proud Swindon fans.
Suddenly in a flash it all became clear to me everything was falling into place. Right back to the days of Hillier and Macari it seems that fans have been dissapearing without a trace. Were attendances really being underestimated to avoid paying tax or has something more sinister been at work. Why do the pies and burgers taste so funny? and is that really Chris Kamara that appears on Sky Sports. No i do not think so. Where have all our good players and die hard supporters really gone? Was Mike Walsh really shown the door and no replacement brought in. Do me a favour. And why do we no longer have a reserve side. Yes it is all becoming very very clear indead. :( Title: Is there a secret death camp lying beneath the Arkels stand? Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Saturday, February 5, 2005, 18:46:25 :shock: A grim day indeed but who is behind this? Ron Atkinson has to be a suspect, he used to play for oxford and wasn't he at the club recently, I believe he was sacked from ITV after a similar incident. I never trusted Beachamp either.
Title: Is there a secret death camp lying beneath the Arkels stand? Post by: reeves4england on Sunday, February 6, 2005, 16:01:45 Wish I knew what you were going on about.
Maybe if Steve McMahon was Satan it was him?! Title: Is there a secret death camp lying beneath the Arkels stand? Post by: janaage on Monday, February 7, 2005, 10:23:16 I have heard there are plans for a new sign to be erected outside the ground
"Football will set you free" Grim comparisons will be made I'm sure. Title: Is there a secret death camp lying beneath the Arkels stand? Post by: Piemonte on Monday, February 7, 2005, 10:32:21 I'm in full support of the clubs death camp policy.
KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL Title: Is there a secret death camp lying beneath the Arkels stand? Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, February 7, 2005, 11:04:38 Fußball macht frei?
Title: Is there a secret death camp lying beneath the Arkels stand? Post by: janaage on Monday, February 7, 2005, 11:10:52 That's it, don't think it'll go down to well if we ever play Spurs again at the CG though. J1mmy'll love it though, the nazi bastard.
Title: Is there a secret death camp lying beneath the Arkels stand? Post by: Piemonte on Monday, February 7, 2005, 11:15:11 He'd be knocking one out reading this thread. It would be like all his dreams coming ture at once
Title: Is there a secret death camp lying beneath the Arkels stand? Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Saturday, March 26, 2005, 20:13:53 Mickey seems to have gone. :(
Title: Is there a secret death camp lying beneath the Arkels stand? Post by: Nomoreheroes on Sunday, March 27, 2005, 04:39:11 Are you saying that the County Ground is really a Wraith hive ship ?
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