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« on: Saturday, February 4, 2006, 01:18:06 » |
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The doorbell rings a minute ago. There's me wondering who the fuck it could be as everyone in my house is already indoors and in bed. So I gingerly open the door and peer round the door and cannot see anyone. I can here a bit of shuffling round the corner so I decided closing the door would be best then going into the lounge (which has a window around the back of the house) to have a look would be a good idea.
SOME FUCKING PIKEY CUNT IS STOOD ON THE WINDOW LEDGE LOOKING INTO THE HOUSE!
As soon as he sees me he doesn't look relieved, more shocked - so I knew it wasn't kids in trouble that needed help etc. Shouted loudly (which woke everone up) and pikey kid runs off.
Bloody shook me up a bit and I have no idea what the cunt was trying to do - maybe he knew everyone was out earlier or something, but that was in the day and everyone has been in since the evening. Strangely enough as well, we recently keep getting phonecalls from some bloke that keeps saying "sorry wrong number" and hanging up straight away. Wonder if the incidents are linked?
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, February 4, 2006, 01:33:57 » |
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Possibly the worst burglar ever.
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, February 4, 2006, 01:34:06 » |
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Errrrrrrr that was me.
you know ive been stalking you for a while now.
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, February 4, 2006, 01:35:38 » |
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some pikey cunt had a right go at the lock on my car door. but the fucking amateurs didn't manage to get in my measley fiesta. i stupidly left my head unit in and about 10 cd's on display.
but late night visitors are a regular occurance in my house, my maTE ben is due over any minute
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, February 4, 2006, 01:39:29 » |
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:shock:
last post before si pie's: 11.22pm
si pie's post: 1.18am
replies at: 1.33am, 1.34am, 1.35am
thats some crazy shit
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, February 4, 2006, 01:41:51 » |
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Erm......what's that OF?
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, February 4, 2006, 01:42:53 » |
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Where would this forum be without me?
Probably having a huge party somewhere
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, February 4, 2006, 01:47:47 » |
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Erm......what's that OF? i thought it was quite self explanatory |
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, February 4, 2006, 01:49:03 » |
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Erm......what's that OF? i thought it was quite self explanatory The last post before Si Pie's was at 12.49am though :? |
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, February 4, 2006, 01:49:34 » |
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Erm......what's that OF? Basically he's saying I'm ace and I inject life into the forum. I think anyway? Where the hell is that cancatchonfire benjamin chap? Has he gone out drinking instead of staying in?  |
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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, February 4, 2006, 01:51:28 » |
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Erm......what's that OF? i thought it was quite self explanatory The last post before Si Pie's was at 12.49am though :? I think he meant in general discussion. |
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, February 4, 2006, 01:51:33 » |
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Where the hell is that cancatchonfire benjamin chap? Has he gone out drinking instead of staying in? Would seem so.... Time to make up for yesterdays non-drinking me thinks. Some sort of one-world night thing tonight, should = fit foreign students . Although I'm planning to be drunk enough for everyone to be stunningly fit. |
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, February 4, 2006, 01:53:03 » |
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Where the hell is that cancatchonfire benjamin chap? Has he gone out drinking instead of staying in? Would seem so.... Time to make up for yesterdays non-drinking me thinks. Some sort of one-world night thing tonight, should = fit foreign students . Although I'm planning to be drunk enough for everyone to be stunningly fit. Booo! |
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, February 4, 2006, 01:53:14 » |
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Erm......what's that OF? i thought it was quite self explanatory The last post before Si Pie's was at 12.49am though :? I think he meant in general discussion. Right, i'm with you now. Si you......RELIGHT THE FORUM YOUR POSTS ARE MY ONLY DESIRE! |
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, February 4, 2006, 03:12:41 » |
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Where is the boy Flammable?! How dare he have a social life and not entertain me at work |
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