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« Reply #15 on: Saturday, January 28, 2006, 11:48:57 »

agreed...ski  :?
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« Reply #16 on: Saturday, January 28, 2006, 14:06:58 »

I undertake all the time because I'm allowed.
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« Reply #17 on: Saturday, January 28, 2006, 14:30:21 »

If I'm in my Tranny I get as close as I can to inimidate them! Cunts  :x
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #18 on: Saturday, January 28, 2006, 14:44:35 »

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Some Kid on the way out to try to start on Sonic!

'What you looking at?' The Chav asks...

'You' Replies Sonic with an evil stare!

 


that kid was a proper scruffy cunt as well, i'm surprised he didn't have a bottle of white lightning in his hand
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« Reply #19 on: Saturday, January 28, 2006, 14:51:24 »

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Some Kid on the way out to try to start on Sonic!

'What you looking at?' The Chav asks...

'You' Replies Sonic with an evil stare!

 


that kid was a proper scruffy cunt as well, i'm surprised he didn't have a bottle of white lightning in his hand


Im sure you would nicked it if he had.
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« Reply #20 on: Saturday, January 28, 2006, 14:52:48 »

are you insinuating that i'm a scruffy chavmeister?

if so, i'll have you know that i only drink the finest cider.
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« Reply #21 on: Saturday, January 28, 2006, 14:54:38 »

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are you insinuating that i'm a scruffy chavmeister?

if so, i'll have you know that i only drink the finest cider.


Not at all, just thought you might like White Lightning?. :roll:
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« Reply #22 on: Saturday, January 28, 2006, 14:55:44 »

i'd rather drink antifreeze
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Amir

« Reply #23 on: Saturday, January 28, 2006, 15:00:01 »

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If I'm in my Tranny I get as close as I can to inimidate them! Cunts  :x


Christ alive! If I saw you hanging out of a transexual on the M25 and trying to get near me I think I'd be intimidated as well :shock:


Middle lane drivers can be infuriating(especially the ones who keep threatening to move over, yet never fully do), but the next person who tries to undertake my van - which has a BLIND spot - I'm going to put you up the fucking embankment.  Driving really close up to people is another stupid idea, invented by people who seemingly would like to die young rather than relax and maybe arrive a little late.  95% of people cannot drive that well(I include myself in this).  Unfortunately 95% of people also think they are great drivers.
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« Reply #24 on: Saturday, January 28, 2006, 15:01:25 »

Soapy Tit Wank  Wink
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« Reply #25 on: Saturday, January 28, 2006, 15:55:32 »

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but the next person who tries to undertake my van - which has a BLIND spot - I'm going to put you up the fucking embankment.



thats the most fun, the big fucking blindspot that you can lose a mercedes sprinter van in... i know, i've done it  Oops (i saw him just before i actually pulled out.

my personal favourite is the wankers who sit in the middle lane, doing 70, then speed up when you go to overtake/undertake. then slow down again til you go to overtake, then speed up again etc etc. I almost forced some prick in a Mondeo into the back of a Stobart lorry after he'd done this to me for 10miles...
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« Reply #26 on: Saturday, January 28, 2006, 16:10:54 »

I never worry because i'm allways in the fast lane  :twisted:
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