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Whits
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« on: Saturday, January 28, 2006, 00:01:14 »

....when there is nothing to overtake


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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, January 28, 2006, 00:03:37 »

At fuckin 50 mph aswell!! just got in now whits sir. Nearly 4 hours to get there, just over an hour and a half to get back!   Shocked
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, January 28, 2006, 00:06:06 »

i drove at people today who got in the way, been a while since i've been that angry coming out of a game. a fucking friday night the other side of london. the Fa and the clubs are taking the piss :|
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, January 28, 2006, 00:14:53 »

Some Kid on the way out to try to start on Sonic!

'What you looking at?' The Chav asks...

'You' Replies Sonic with an evil stare!

 
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, January 28, 2006, 03:26:37 »

Middle lane owners club... Total cunts! :fu:
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, January 28, 2006, 06:18:41 »

you boys should get transit vans or, even better, 7.5tonne trucks, a tiny bit easier to intimidate the fuckers into the inside lane then...
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, January 28, 2006, 09:56:15 »

Transits are our lot, RIP, I only drive in outside lane and yes im a cunt
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, January 28, 2006, 10:22:23 »

I suffered a puncture on the way back and had to replace the wheel at a service station (South Mimms?). Fucking spare was a space saver thing and only lets you drive a 50mph max. Topped off a wank night to be fair.
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, January 28, 2006, 10:24:36 »

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At fuckin 50 mph aswell!! just got in now whits sir. Nearly 4 hours to get there, just over an hour and a half to get back!   Shocked


BRAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, January 28, 2006, 10:47:44 »

WHAT A FUCKING AWFUL DAY!
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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, January 28, 2006, 11:12:36 »

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Quote from: "stfcfan"
At fuckin 50 mph aswell!! just got in now whits sir. Nearly 4 hours to get there, just over an hour and a half to get back!   Shocked


BRAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 


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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, January 28, 2006, 11:36:25 »

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Some Kid on the way out to try to start on Sonic!

'What you looking at?' The Chav asks...

'You' Replies Sonic with an evil stare!

 



I now make it my priority to "hang with" Sonic every game I go to!
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, January 28, 2006, 11:39:10 »

Sounds like everybody had fun  :|
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, January 28, 2006, 11:45:06 »

i make it my job to move the middle-laners over, or undertake them.

i see myself as a jack frost figure.
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, January 28, 2006, 11:45:46 »

Quote from: "stfcfan"
Some Kid on the way out to try to start on Sonic!

'What you looking at?' The Chav asks...

'You' Replies Sonic with an evil stare!

 


  aceski.
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