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« on: Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:13:02 »

A man trying to fight a cash machine Cheesy  :shock:

(A Natwest one)

Then he started on a bin.

(He was drunk I think) Cheesy
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:14:21 »

leggett tells us he's off to work, but....
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:18:48 »

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leggett tells us he's off to work, but....


:grin:

The funniest thing I've seen was one of my mates, in his drunkeness, trying to put on his sisters knickers. Innit, Ian.
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:19:33 »

can we have a run down of your top 5 funniest things please?
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:19:51 »

btw, he still plays the "I don't remember it" card
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:22:47 »

Someone I know bouncing off a trampoline and into a pond a Dave's old house was pretty funny.
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:24:02 »

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can we have a run down of your top 5 funniest things please?


Of recent memory...

5. Me, Carver and Parker singing racist songs in the kebab shop "I'd rather be a paki than a turk"

4. A taxi driver boring hilary to sleep on the way home, but waking up in time to puke on the car.

3. Parker driving round a garage forecourt, all the pumps are out of order except one, which, in his haste to get there first, Parker smashes into it and breaks it.

2. Walking from Marlborugh football club to the nightclub at 12.30am, stopping at this fence to wind up this Alsation dog that's going mad with the "easy" chant then legging it

1. The sister/knicker incident above
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:24:49 »

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Someone I know bouncing off a trampoline and into a pond a Dave's old house was pretty funny.


"He's in the pond"

Was that the night we got bollocked by the coppers? Tis a bit hazy  :|
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:25:23 »

what an eventful life! worst five now please
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:25:28 »

The 1st one wasnt me cock boy, it was pecker in the club too.
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:26:18 »

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The 1st one wasnt me cock boy, it was pecker in the club too.


I know. Funny as, though.

They wouldn't let him in with that maids outfit :grin:
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:27:33 »

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what an eventful life! worst five now please


Too many, the Ellie Footman incident stands out.
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:29:26 »

who is ellie footman? did u try to fist her, the guts go everywhere?
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:30:15 »

I refute that anything happened
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:32:27 »

i'm afraid your lawyer has briefed you poorly mr russel. you've already admitted there's been some form of incident involving an ellie footman so you may aswell save us all some time and effort by telling us the story.
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