can we have a run down of your top 5 funniest things please?
Of recent memory...
5. Me, Carver and Parker singing racist songs in the kebab shop "I'd rather be a paki than a turk"
4. A taxi driver boring hilary to sleep on the way home, but waking up in time to puke on the car.
3. Parker driving round a garage forecourt, all the pumps are out of order except one, which, in his haste to get there first, Parker smashes into it and breaks it.
2. Walking from Marlborugh football club to the nightclub at 12.30am, stopping at this fence to wind up this Alsation dog that's going mad with the "easy" chant then legging it
1. The sister/knicker incident above