Bob's Orange
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« on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 13:41:45 » |
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When you need a shit but have no bog roll! :roll:
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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Ralphy
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 13:47:44 » |
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Use kitchen roll!
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 13:48:44 » |
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Use kitchen roll! Would if I had any! :roll: |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 13:49:55 » |
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Hmmm tough one, may have to use a towel and then chuck it out  |
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STFCBird
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 13:50:16 » |
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ha ha use your hand
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 13:50:21 » |
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in africa they use their hand .. that why they always shake with the left
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 13:51:58 » |
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at least im sure thats what i was told .. tho it appears to be quite a generalisation
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 13:52:45 » |
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ha ha use your hand No. Think I may have to waddle over to the shop! |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 13:53:54 » |
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my mrs always uses all the bog roll then never replaces it so when i go in needing to drop meatloafs kids off at the pool i'm stuck and have to shout her to bring me some.
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 13:57:20 » |
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My gran has a bedae (sp) Fantastic it is, water shoots up your crack |
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 13:58:40 » |
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maybe you enjoy being shooted up your crack?
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 13:59:31 » |
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My gran has a bedae (sp) Fantastic it is, water shoots up your crack We used to have a beday (sp) when I lived in Cirencester! You don't seem to see many anymore unless staying in a hotel! |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 14:01:41 » |
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maybe you enjoy being shooted up your crack? Maybe your obsessed with sex  |
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 14:03:51 » |
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Is that a Beeday (sp) or a Birday?? |
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 14:05:49 » |
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Birdy likes felching  |
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