STFCBird
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C U Next Tuesday!
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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 13:13:51 » |
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fuck off all of you I ain't saying anything ever again  |
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Northern Red
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 13:14:32 » |
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It'll never last....
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Asher
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2005, 13:16:21 » |
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thats the fort time this month shes said that!
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axs
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, October 8, 2008, 17:04:00 » |
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It's Bidet.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, October 8, 2008, 17:27:32 » |
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It's Bidet.
It may have taken a while, but it's good to see axs trying to raise standards. |
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herthab
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, October 8, 2008, 17:35:12 » |
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It may have taken a while, but it's good to see axs trying to raise standards.
I knew it was bidet but didn't want to appear middle class........ |
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It's All Good..............
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, October 8, 2008, 17:58:04 » |
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who has a bidet in their house? Bet no-one does.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, October 8, 2008, 17:58:53 » |
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who has a bidet in their house? Bet no-one does.
We did have |
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I come from a land down-under
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, October 8, 2008, 18:02:16 » |
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We did have
That's why I used present tense in my question. I used to have a Bidet too but do you hear me shouting about it? No, I keep my water utilities in check thank you very much. |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, October 8, 2008, 18:48:41 » |
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I knew it was bidet but didn't want to appear middle class........
One thing that life has taught me, is that you can't hide your class. |
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, October 8, 2008, 20:06:08 » |
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Used to have one. Great invention for the post-shit clean up. Why use shit roll, when you can wash all evidence of last nights curry from your arse and leave yourself fresh as a daisy?
I've never really liked using bogroll as an arse cleaning product to be honest. - If you got shit on your fingers, you'd never just wipe it off with toilet roll and carry on as if nothing had happened? So why leave an arse all fragrant and cakey?
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pauld
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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, October 8, 2008, 21:02:37 » |
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who has a bidet in their house? Bet no-one does.
We do, although it was here when we moved in. I'm well posh, me |
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LucienSanchez
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, October 8, 2008, 21:04:42 » |
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Although i wouldn't use Barry's words, i agree with the sentiment!  |
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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wheretherealredsare
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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, October 8, 2008, 21:21:30 » |
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It's Bidet.
No ... it's Wednesdet. We don't have bidets in Russia, you just stamp your foot on the bathroom floor and a woman comes up with a killer spray. Things are looking up though as she's got a choice of nozzles now. |
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, October 8, 2008, 22:16:41 » |
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use the end of a loaf of bread, or your sock.
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