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« on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 05:39:16 »

Have you noticed your eyebrows getting more bushy?

Mine are it seems to have come on over the last year or so and it freaks me out a bit to be honest.Will my eyebrows keep growing forever?

At what point can I expect ear and nose hair?

Does Pubic hair go grey ?
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 08:19:03 »

Depends on the individual......sounds to me like you'll end up like Deis Healey.

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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 08:21:59 »

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Have you noticed your eyebrows getting more bushy?

Mine are it seems to have come on over the last year or so and it freaks me out a bit to be honest.Will my eyebrows keep growing forever?

At what point can I expect ear and nose hair?

Does Pubic hair go grey ?



your fucked.

i'm now 31 and 6 days and although my eyebrows don't seem to be getting bushy (very light in colour), i'm noticing substantial increases in ear length. the hair in my nose needs to be trimmed every other day but thank christ i don't have ear wigs.

after 30 we all start looking like a speeded up time lapse camera "barber shop with plasticine mr potato head"
hair coming out of every orifice at the speed of light. very worring and a huge hairy pain in the arse.

and don't get me started on that one - the hairy arse is the worst of them all...
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 08:43:48 »

Shave your eyebrows. If it's good enough for Sam25Parkin, then it'll do for you.
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 09:12:12 »

I think it is time for Yeovil and hong kong red to get a sack back and crack wax  Wink   Soapy Tit Wank
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hong kong red

« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 09:48:59 »

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I think it is time for Yeovil and hong kong red to get a sack back and crack wax  Wink   Soapy Tit Wank


oi
i'm not that hairy, bird.

veg and gluteal cleft, i'll grant you.
but my back is like the bronzed, glistening, (hair-free) fibrous, trunk of adonis. posterior delts, lats and trapezius rippling with sinew and taught muscle.

 Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 09:51:40 »

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I think it is time for Yeovil and hong kong red to get a sack back and crack wax  Wink   Soapy Tit Wank


oi
i'm not that hairy, bird.

veg and gluteal cleft, i'll grant you.
but my back is like the bronzed, glistening, (hair-free) fibrous, trunk of adonis. posterior delts, lats and trapezius rippling with sinew and taught muscle.

 Soapy Tit Wank


What a load of adonis twoddle, get to your nearest beauty salon.  I bet you have hairy shoulders too  Wink
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hong kong red

« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 09:53:56 »

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Quote from: "hong kong red"
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I think it is time for Yeovil and hong kong red to get a sack back and crack wax  Wink   Soapy Tit Wank


oi
i'm not that hairy, bird.

veg and gluteal cleft, i'll grant you.
but my back is like the bronzed, glistening, (hair-free) fibrous, trunk of adonis. posterior delts, lats and trapezius rippling with sinew and taught muscle.

 Soapy Tit Wank


What a load of adonis twoddle, get to your nearest beauty salon.  I bet you have hairy shoulders too  Wink


what a cheek
for a 29 year old and 736 days, i'm a fine specimen of a man.
ripped and buff, ready to leap into action at the blink of an eye.
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 09:56:59 »

crikey from the way you were talking I thought you were as ancient as adonis  Soapy Tit Wank  god you are only a bit older than me  Crying
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hong kong red

« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 09:58:52 »

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crikey from the way you were talking I thought you were as ancient as adonis  Soapy Tit Wank  god you are only a bit older than me  Crying


i may have exaggerated the ears a bit.
they only get really long when you get to reg's age...
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 10:00:05 »

well he is f*cking old  Cheesy   Wink
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 10:01:05 »

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Shave your eyebrows. If it's good enough for Sam25Parkin, then it'll do for you.


Get one of those electric nose hair trimmers
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hong kong red

« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 10:02:42 »

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well he is f*cking old  Cheesy   Wink


he is indeed
right, i'm off. good bantering with you, i'll be back anon.

it's 6 and i've got a boat to catch.

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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 10:48:17 »

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rippling with sinew and taught muscle.

 Soapy Tit Wank


What did you teach them to do?
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 11:09:16 »

Soapy Tit Wank
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