A Question to the Forum members over 30 years of age

[retro p]

i need a nose trimmer, can anyone recommend one?

[Reg Smeeton]

well he is f*cking old    

he is indeed
right, i'm off. good bantering with you, i'll be back anon.

it's 6 and i've got a boat to catch.

hkr

 The Chinese know that with age comes experience and wisdom. :face

[STFCBird]

I am sure you could teach us young(ish) ones a few things reg  

[Piemonte]

i need a nasal hair trimmer!

[yeo]

Id like to point out that I dont suffer from the ear and nose hair and that my back is also hairless.Im not a fucking Yeti I just have unkempt eyebrows

[STFCBird]

you want a to put a bit of lip gloss on Yeovil, keeps them slick and in place  

[janaage]

I'm a worried man as I approach my late twenties.  my eye brows have always been kinda bushy, but it worries me that the older gentleman don't seem to give a flying fuck about owning 4 inch eye brows.  

Do we as a sex wake up one day and think fuck it, I've been trimming my hair for years, I can't be fucked no more and just let it all just grow.  I wanna be pruning my various bushes until I reach the grave.  One day I may call it a day though and that's what's scarey!!

[yeo]

you want a to put a bit of lip gloss on Yeovil, keeps them slick and in place  

Thanks I'll try that

I'm a worried man as I approach my late twenties. my eye brows have always been kinda bushy, but it worries me that the older gentleman don't seem to give a flying fuck about owning 4 inch eye brows.

Do we as a sex wake up one day and think fuck it, I've been trimming my hair for years, I can't be fucked no more and just let it all just grow. I wanna be pruning my various bushes until I reach the grave. One day I may call it a day though and that's what's scarey!!

To be honest Ive never trimmed them :shock: do men trim there eyebrows?   That sounds slightly gay to me .

[janaage]

Well there's no way I'm gonna have eye brow hair sticking out everywhere.  I have had to cut a few stray ones though, I'll be honest.  Didn't feel that gay at the time.  Next time I do it I'll try to remember if I feel any different

[hong kong red]

I'm a worried man as I approach my late twenties.  my eye brows have always been kinda bushy, but it worries me that the older gentleman don't seem to give a flying fuck about owning 4 inch eye brows.  

Do we as a sex wake up one day and think fuck it, I've been trimming my hair for years, I can't be fucked no more and just let it all just grow.  I wanna be pruning my various bushes until I reach the grave.  One day I may call it a day though and that's what's scarey!!

actually it's not the age that screws you over, it's marriage.
you don't notice those sorts of things very often. every few years you get a reality check - milestone birthday (30 was a fucking nightmare for me), birth of another daughter - and you actually look at yourself in the mirror.
but instead of being philisophical, reflecting on the man you've become, the wisdom that can only come with experience and maturity, you actually think -
fuck me i could plait my nasal hair, or, christ my ears are like african elephants.
vicious, VICIOUS circle my friends
and then you croak.

[Reg Smeeton]

I like to think that we're a bit like our near relative the mountain gorilla...the senior male who pulls all female gorillaz is the silverback...he stands out because of the silvery grey hairs on his back, any young bucks who try their luck get a good smacking.........mine are just on my chest  

 Of infintely more concern is the growth of excess hair on birds.

 Any electrolysis yet Bird?

[Dazzza]

Just pull/shave/wax it out.

It's what we urban modern men are all about.

metrosexual (met.roh.SEK.shoo.ul) n. An urban male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle.
—metrosexuality[/color] n.

[Simon Pieman]

And there i was thinking it was somebody who loved Rovers!

[Reg Smeeton]

And there i was thinking it was somebody who loved Rovers!

 You're getting it mixed up with dogging fans with a thing for 80's sardine cans on wheels.

[Piemonte]

I yank at my eybrows with my fingers. hair comes out. job done