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DMR

« on: Saturday, January 8, 2005, 21:13:18 »

... I got thumped squarely on the eye today for no fucking reason. How he was blind drunk in a pub that had been open a whopping 50 minutes is beyond me.

Dirty northern monkeys.
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, January 8, 2005, 21:14:37 »

3 pint wonder  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, January 8, 2005, 21:16:16 »

Did you hit him back?
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, January 8, 2005, 21:16:51 »

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Did you hit him back?


No, my mate pulled me away.

I would have fucking hit the fucking prick as well.
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, January 8, 2005, 21:18:43 »

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Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Did you hit him back?


No, my mate pulled me away.

I would have fucking hit the fucking prick as well.


where you thrown out of the ground for being drunk before half time?!? taking it out on the stewards instead!
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, January 8, 2005, 21:21:38 »

I hadn't (still haven't) had one today
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, January 8, 2005, 21:23:57 »

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I hadn't (still haven't) had one today


I'm drinking, it's the only way!  Wink
Seriously though I do fear i like my alcohol a little too much
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, January 8, 2005, 21:26:34 »

It will make a good story when you've calmed down  tomorrow Dave.Id start it along the lines of getting picked on by 3 of the BBC's top boys taking 2 out them out, getting a punch in the eye from the biggest hardest  looking one then knocking that bastard out with a Hong Kong Phuey Chop     YAH!
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, January 8, 2005, 21:28:33 »

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It will make a good story when you've calmed down  tomorrow Dave.Id start it along the lines of getting picked on by 3 of the BBC's top boys taking 2 out them out, getting a punch in the eye from the biggest hardest  looking one then knocking that bastard out with a Hong Kong Phuey Chop     YAH!


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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, January 8, 2005, 21:39:15 »

I always carry one of these.I pity the fool who messes with me.

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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, January 8, 2005, 21:43:44 »

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I'm going to start carrying a fucking knife at this rate
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, January 8, 2005, 21:48:16 »

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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, January 8, 2005, 21:48:48 »

Soapy Tit Wank  Cool
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, January 8, 2005, 21:50:23 »

Well done Dave! A black eye will look great at work on Monday! I got one too tonight - fell over the balcony of my flat and hit the deck...

...And I live on the bloody ground floor Oops
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, January 8, 2005, 21:53:09 »

My Monday is free  Cool

Yeovil-  Cheesy
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