It will make a good story when you've calmed down tomorrow Dave.Id start it along the lines of getting picked on by 3 of the BBC's top boys taking 2 out them out, getting a punch in the eye from the biggest hardest looking one then knocking that bastard out with a Hong Kong Phuey Chop YAH!
Took the Landsdowner pub one handed, they tried to have it on their toes but old bill had locked the doors. Rather than being punched, Dave actually missed trying to headbutt their top boy's fist. Still broke his hand though. Some coward tried to CS gas him as well, but Dave just took it up his nose like it was Vicks.