But we played with fatigue in preseason and Lindsey said it would make us the fittest team in the league.
Lindsey definitely took that one straight out of ''Flitcroft's 1001 Things About Microwaves''. Whilst i'm desperately anticipating the release of ''Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Box Entries'' by SL - Football Manager.
Plus there's a fantastic fictional novel soon to hit the sporting ''Great Reads'' shelf in Water
fordstones next month - ''Power Out is a compelling story of a once heroic chairman and saviour of a clutch of football clubs who gets hounded out of each one to only then play victim as a battle for ownership ensues''. Literary masters commented:
''This is what football is about, we didn't get on. I'm an entrepreneur by the way'' - Callum Muller Rice
''I let bygones be bygones. Best story ever, I'll buy everyone a pint it's so fakkin rawwrrr'' - Jedd McCroaryy
''I was the manager. No actually, I was just doing a favour...great read'' - Tim Sherwould
''One of the most interesting people I've happily bought dinner for'' - Shawwwwn Hodgetts
''I worked there briefly. He was so hard done by. Can't really remember my role though'' - Zangeetah Shah
''A knockout tale of a man's struggle to run a club. We've got copies translated into Urdu'' - Zav/Xav Austen
Get your copy of ''Power Out - One Man's Struggle '' pre-ordered before it sells out on April 1st...