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Right, she's gone a bit far now. Rape fantasy - done. Felt very uneasy about it. Threesome - done. Was nice thanks. S&M - done. Still got the bruises. Torture - done. I'm still picking last nights candle wax from my chest. And here's the latest - she wants to try dogging! And I'm supposed to be ok about it as she only wants people to look not touch. I'm not sure I could perform in front of a crowd  Do I carry on this relationship? Or do I end up in a Michael Hutchence scenario? Thanks in advance. That Pussycat Dolls song is ace btw  |
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, September 4, 2005, 15:20:34 » |
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you're in over your head here aren't you?  |
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, September 4, 2005, 15:28:38 » |
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:shock: dogging is going a bit too far but still give it a go  |
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, September 4, 2005, 15:38:09 » |
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If you meet Stan Collymore could you get his autograph for me?
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, September 4, 2005, 17:08:49 » |
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, September 4, 2005, 17:26:28 » |
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if its good enough for premiership footballers it must be good enough for you?  |
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, September 4, 2005, 17:38:58 » |
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Are you going to do it? This woman would scare the living daylights out of me. By the way I like to read about your sex life does that make me sick its certainly more interesting than the merits of a 4-5-1 or a 4-4-2. |
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, September 4, 2005, 17:51:31 » |
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Are you going to do it? This woman would scare the living daylights out of me. By the way I like to read about your sex life does that make me sick its certainly more interesting than the merits of a 4-5-1 or a 4-4-2. Indeed Yeovil, you are one twisted fuck! |
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, September 4, 2005, 18:20:26 » |
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Are you going to do it? This woman would scare the living daylights out of me. By the way I like to read about your sex life does that make me sick its certainly more interesting than the merits of a 4-5-1 or a 4-4-2. 4:4:2, foursight, fourplay, two participants. 4:5:1, foureign, five minutes, one participant(?!) Any suggestions for 4:3:3 or 3:5:2? |
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, September 4, 2005, 19:02:43 » |
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If you're unhappy about it sussex don't bother. Is she worth it? Don't forget it takes two to tango n all that... In the mean time, the 40 yr old stayed at mine all weekend.... |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, September 4, 2005, 19:07:57 » |
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If you're unhappy about it sussex don't bother. Is she worth it? Don't forget it takes two to tango n all that... In the mean time, the 40 yr old stayed at mine all weekend.... You slag Yes she's worth it stfcfan. A slightly older bird (33) - Sharon Stone-esque |
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, September 4, 2005, 19:13:08 » |
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talk to her then....just tell her your a little un-easy about the idea. Who the other way is to get pissed (so obviusly she'll have to drive). Its not the most appealing though is it- some dirty old perverts having a good watch.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, September 4, 2005, 19:19:12 » |
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Its not the most appealing though is it- some dirty old perverts having a good watch. That's the bit she get's off on! |
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, September 4, 2005, 19:20:06 » |
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Suggest a Web Cam we can all watch |
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, September 4, 2005, 19:21:30 » |
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Thats a joke by the way. |
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