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« Reply #15 on: Sunday, September 4, 2005, 19:22:59 »

but....if you do, do it the way Yeovil suggested....people can watch but wont be there....if you get what I mean.....plus effectivly no one could watch, but you could make her think people were
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« Reply #16 on: Sunday, September 4, 2005, 19:28:02 »

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Thats a joke by the way. Cheesy
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« Reply #17 on: Sunday, September 4, 2005, 19:34:23 »

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Thats a joke by the way. Cheesy
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Don't joke, she'd love it!

The only reason she won't come with me to watch Town play is she thinks I talk to you lot about our sex life, and she'd be embarrased. Ho hum  Cheesy  :--
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« Reply #18 on: Sunday, September 4, 2005, 19:37:16 »

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Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Thats a joke by the way. Cheesy
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Don't joke, she'd love it!

The only reason she won't come with me to watch Town play is she thinks I talk to you lot about our sex life, and she'd be embarrased. Ho hum  Cheesy  :--


We'd claim to know nothing, then sonic would drop you right in it, with another one of his 'STFCBird is Mickey' comments  Cool
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« Reply #19 on: Sunday, September 4, 2005, 19:41:17 »

I'd put this on the scoreboard

'I (Paul of Sussex) came in her arse :)'
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« Reply #20 on: Sunday, September 4, 2005, 19:41:44 »

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« Reply #21 on: Sunday, September 4, 2005, 19:46:27 »

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I'd put this on the scoreboard

'I (Paul of Sussex) came in her arse Smiley'


Then you'd have fucked up the scoreboard again as it was the other bird I did that to  Cheesy

Tania doesn't do anal, she's a nice, innocent, well brought up lady  :?  :|
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« Reply #22 on: Sunday, September 4, 2005, 20:59:48 »

WHAT??!!!

she does everything else apart from anal??

get rid i say :twisted:
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« Reply #23 on: Sunday, September 4, 2005, 21:13:53 »

Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Right, she's gone a bit far now.

Rape fantasy - done. Felt very uneasy about it.

Threesome - done. Was nice thanks.

S&M - done. Still got the bruises.

Torture - done. I'm still picking last nights candle wax from my chest.

And here's the latest - she wants to try dogging! And I'm supposed to be ok about it as she only wants people to look not touch. I'm not sure I could perform in front of a crowd Hmmm...

Do I carry on this relationship? Or do I end up in a Michael Hutchence scenario?

Thanks in advance.

That Pussycat Dolls song is ace btw Cheesy


'Fuckabout' she's not shy is she! :shock:
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Sussex

« Reply #24 on: Sunday, September 4, 2005, 21:19:03 »

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Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Right, she's gone a bit far now.

Rape fantasy - done. Felt very uneasy about it.

Threesome - done. Was nice thanks.

S&M - done. Still got the bruises.

Torture - done. I'm still picking last nights candle wax from my chest.

And here's the latest - she wants to try dogging! And I'm supposed to be ok about it as she only wants people to look not touch. I'm not sure I could perform in front of a crowd Hmmm...

Do I carry on this relationship? Or do I end up in a Michael Hutchence scenario?

Thanks in advance.

That Pussycat Dolls song is ace btw Cheesy


'Fuckabout' she's not shy is she! :shock:


I was wondering when you'd post on this thread Spuddy!

If we need a cameraman, you're top of the list  Wink
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Spud

« Reply #25 on: Sunday, September 4, 2005, 21:20:34 »

Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Right, she's gone a bit far now.

Rape fantasy - done. Felt very uneasy about it.

Threesome - done. Was nice thanks.

S&M - done. Still got the bruises.

Torture - done. I'm still picking last nights candle wax from my chest.

And here's the latest - she wants to try dogging! And I'm supposed to be ok about it as she only wants people to look not touch. I'm not sure I could perform in front of a crowd Hmmm...

Do I carry on this relationship? Or do I end up in a Michael Hutchence scenario?

Thanks in advance.

That Pussycat Dolls song is ace btw Cheesy


'Fuckabout' she's not shy is she! :shock:


I was wondering when you'd post on this thread Spuddy!

If we need a cameraman, you're top of the list  Wink


Im afraid im always washing my hair.
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Sussex

« Reply #26 on: Sunday, September 4, 2005, 21:23:33 »

Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Right, she's gone a bit far now.

Rape fantasy - done. Felt very uneasy about it.

Threesome - done. Was nice thanks.

S&M - done. Still got the bruises.

Torture - done. I'm still picking last nights candle wax from my chest.

And here's the latest - she wants to try dogging! And I'm supposed to be ok about it as she only wants people to look not touch. I'm not sure I could perform in front of a crowd Hmmm...

Do I carry on this relationship? Or do I end up in a Michael Hutchence scenario?

Thanks in advance.

That Pussycat Dolls song is ace btw Cheesy


'Fuckabout' she's not shy is she! :shock:


I was wondering when you'd post on this thread Spuddy!

If we need a cameraman, you're top of the list  Wink


Im afraid im always washing my hair.


Cunt Cheesy
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Spud

« Reply #27 on: Sunday, September 4, 2005, 21:31:52 »

Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Right, she's gone a bit far now.

Rape fantasy - done. Felt very uneasy about it.

Threesome - done. Was nice thanks.

S&M - done. Still got the bruises.

Torture - done. I'm still picking last nights candle wax from my chest.

And here's the latest - she wants to try dogging! And I'm supposed to be ok about it as she only wants people to look not touch. I'm not sure I could perform in front of a crowd Hmmm...

Do I carry on this relationship? Or do I end up in a Michael Hutchence scenario?

Thanks in advance.

That Pussycat Dolls song is ace btw Cheesy


'Fuckabout' she's not shy is she! :shock:


I was wondering when you'd post on this thread Spuddy!

If we need a cameraman, you're top of the list  Wink


Im afraid im always washing my hair.


Cunt Cheesy


Totally agree with that!  Cheesy
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« Reply #28 on: Monday, September 5, 2005, 00:54:26 »

theres alot of his hair to wash! well the spikey bit anyways  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #29 on: Monday, September 5, 2005, 00:57:18 »

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theres alot of his hair to wash! well the spikey bit anyways  Soapy Tit Wank


Ssssshhhhh i wont tell anyone how long your's used to be..... :roll:
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