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« on: Wednesday, December 8, 2004, 00:01:22 »

I think it has been said before, but the man needs a song.  I don't get down to see Swindon that much because I work on Saturdays, but I watched him against Brizzle and he was immence. Nothing got past him. Lets have a few (decent) song suggestions put forwards, the lad deserves it
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, December 8, 2004, 00:17:12 »

He doesnt pay attention
He's gonna get detention
Jerel Ifil   Jerel Ifil
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, December 8, 2004, 09:34:50 »

To the tune of "Perfecto Allstarz  Reach Up (Papa's Got A Brand New Pigbag)"

The song should be

Jerry Ifil, beast!! Jerry Ifil, Jerry Ifil, beast!! Jerry Ifil, repeat over and over til the big man gives us a clap, not the clap.

I think it's been done before and it sounds good.
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, December 8, 2004, 10:11:12 »

Sean O'hanlon needs one more - The shortlist so far:

boom boom boom, let me here you say sean-o SEAN-O  the outhere brothers (please no)

Sean-o, theres only one sean-o (reminds me of Roy keane which is bad)

Laaaaa la la, LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA SEAN-O  (again reminds me of roy keane, which is still bad)
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, December 8, 2004, 11:15:29 »

I think my suggestion on the other forum was good... but might need 'tweaking' slightly due to some people thinking it had racial undertones... which it doesn't! It is merely stating a fact!!!

"He's big, he's black, he mops up at the back. It's the Beast, it's the beast"

Any variations could work I reckon... how about "He's big, he's quick, he doesn't miss a trick......." ??
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iven a level playing field (i.e. enough water so a shark could manouevre, but not so deep that a bear would flounder) who would win in a fight between a bear and a shark?
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, December 8, 2004, 12:04:38 »

Quote from: "kizz"
I think my suggestion on the other forum was good... but might need 'tweaking' slightly due to some people thinking it had racial undertones... which it doesn't! It is merely stating a fact!!!

"He's big, he's black, he mops up at the back. It's the Beast, it's the beast"

Any variations could work I reckon... how about "He's big, he's quick, he doesn't miss a trick......." ??


He's black, he's quick, he's got a massive dick :jaw2

(purely speculation obviously!!)
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, December 8, 2004, 12:06:54 »

Sh it bug ger, wan k, bas tard, bloody, cocks and tits,
Jerel's a beast and he's fu ckin quick!!
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, December 8, 2004, 12:09:55 »

Quote from: "Piemonte2

He's black, he's quick, he's got a massive dick :jaw2

(purely speculation obviously!!)[/quote


HA HA HA!!!!!!! We have a winner! would definately be a confidence boost to him if nothing esle!!!

:ha  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
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iven a level playing field (i.e. enough water so a shark could manouevre, but not so deep that a bear would flounder) who would win in a fight between a bear and a shark?
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, December 8, 2004, 17:35:06 »

well, i think the jerel ifil beast! jerel ifil Beast! is good enough.
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, December 8, 2004, 17:42:13 »

If Johno in his role as official Town End song archivist...thinks its good enough then it will do for me.
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, December 8, 2004, 21:53:10 »

Jerel Ifil,
Oh what a mug,
Gets himself sent off,
Stupid black thug....

 Cool

He does need a song, and I hope tonight's unfortunate incident doesn't see him get slated.  I think we'll miss him in the up-and-coming matches.
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, December 8, 2004, 21:55:42 »

Probably means we'll have Reeves filling in until he's back
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, December 8, 2004, 22:00:46 »

Ifil deserves a slating but he wont get one cos he's a blue eyed boy .
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, December 8, 2004, 22:07:13 »

I'll get the ball rolling.

His performance in the last 10-15 minutes against Notts County was nigh on pathetic. He just ran about like a headless chicken and was caught out of position frequently.
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, December 8, 2004, 22:12:30 »

In contrast to the game before against Bristol City where he commanded the defence and played immensley
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