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I think it has been said before, but the man needs a song.  I don't get down to see Swindon that much because I work on Saturdays, but I watched him against Brizzle and he was immence. Nothing got past him. Lets have a few (decent) song suggestions put forwards, the lad deserves it

He doesnt pay attention
He's gonna get detention
Jerel Ifil   Jerel Ifil

To the tune of "Perfecto Allstarz  Reach Up (Papa's Got A Brand New Pigbag)"

The song should be

Jerry Ifil, beast!! Jerry Ifil, Jerry Ifil, beast!! Jerry Ifil, repeat over and over til the big man gives us a clap, not the clap.

I think it's been done before and it sounds good.

Sean O'hanlon needs one more - The shortlist so far:

boom boom boom, let me here you say sean-o SEAN-O  the outhere brothers (please no)

Sean-o, theres only one sean-o (reminds me of Roy keane which is bad)

Laaaaa la la, LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA SEAN-O  (again reminds me of roy keane, which is still bad)

I think my suggestion on the other forum was good... but might need 'tweaking' slightly due to some people thinking it had racial undertones... which it doesn't! It is merely stating a fact!!!

"He's big, he's black, he mops up at the back. It's the Beast, it's the beast"

Any variations could work I reckon... how about "He's big, he's quick, he doesn't miss a trick......." ??

He's black, he's quick, he's got a massive dick :jaw2

(purely speculation obviously!!)

Sh it bug ger, wan k, bas tard, bloody, cocks and tits,
Jerel's a beast and he's fu ckin quick!!

well, i think the jerel ifil beast! jerel ifil Beast! is good enough.

If Johno in his role as official Town End song archivist...thinks its good enough then it will do for me.

Jerel Ifil,
Oh what a mug,
Gets himself sent off,
Stupid black thug....

 8)

He does need a song, and I hope tonight's unfortunate incident doesn't see him get slated.  I think we'll miss him in the up-and-coming matches.

Probably means we'll have Reeves filling in until he's back

Ifil deserves a slating but he wont get one cos he's a blue eyed boy .

I'll get the ball rolling.

His performance in the last 10-15 minutes against Notts County was nigh on pathetic. He just ran about like a headless chicken and was caught out of position frequently.

In contrast to the game before against Bristol City where he commanded the defence and played immensley

Playing well 1 in 3 matches isnt good enough though is it.Dont get me wrong i like the player I just think he's praised when he's good but never gets the grief when he aint!

He was utterly fucking shite tonight then managed to get himself sent off needlessly.

thankyou reg  :P

rubbish tonight, stupidly sent off, but one performance i wouldn't drop him, duke played crap for 5/6 games, didn't get dropped.

when it rains it pours usually for our favourite rapper

Scared to slate him?

That was the worst performance I've ever seen from a Town defender, absolutely disgusting. I love the lad but that was unacceptable.

The future's bright, the future's green and white!

Fuck me, is that you Yeovil???  If it is, you look, if you don't mind me saying so, as rough as a bear's arse!!

:soapy tit wank:
Yes its me OST but ive put on weight since that photo was taken :shock:










































































not really,its Sean Ryder

So, how did the Ifil song turn out in the end?

I was just about to say, "Are you closely related to Shaun Ryder?" (Note spelling :wink: ) then I saw this little bit at the bottom.  You almost made me look quite the monkey :soapy tit wank:

Here's a short tribute to Shaun Ryder:

Son, I am 30
I only went with your mother 'cause she's dirty
And I don't have a decent bone in me
What you get is just what you see yeah
I see it so I take it freely
And all the bad piss ugly things i feed me
I never help or give to the needy
Come on and see me

Yippee-ippee-ey-ey-ay-yey-yey
I had to crucify some brother today
And I don't dig what you gotta say
So come on and say it
Come on and tell me twice

I said dad you're shabby
You run around and groove like a baggy
You're only here just out of habit
All that's mine you might as well have it
You take ten feet back and then stab it
Spring it on and 'tack (attack) it
So sack on me
I can't stand the needy
Get around here if you're asking you're feeling

Yippee-ippee-ey-ey-ay-yey-yey
I had to crucify somebody today
And I don't dig what you gotta say
So come on and say it
Come on and tell me twice

So sack all the needy
I can't stand to leave it
You come around here and you put both your feet in

Yippee-ippee-ey-ey-ay-yey-yey
I had to crucify somebody today
And I don't dig what you gotta say
So go on and say it

Yippee-ippee-ey-ey-ay-yey-yey
I had to crucify some brother today
And I don't hear what you gotta say
So come on and say it
Come on and tell me twice

Marvellous  8)

How old are you?
Are you old enough?
Should you be in here watching that?
And how old are you?
Are you owning up?
Should you be in here with?

Twenty four hour party people plastic face 'carn't' smile the white out
With the twenty four hour party people plastic face 'carn't' smile the white out

You come(ah) beaten
So why don't you join in?
You come(ah) beaten
So why don't you join in with?

Twenty four hour party people plastic face 'carn't' smile the white out
With the twenty four hour party people plastic face 'carn't' smile the white out

I can see you through the door.
You been chewing bread and water.
And there's a grudge on you - you know not ought not to have.
You've been running around the racetrack
You've been running around the racetrack
Put that mother to bed to bed
Put that mother to bed

With the twenty four hour party people plastic face 'carn't' smile a white out
Cos' I have to wait for you to conduct.
Press the pause of the self destruct.
With the twenty four hour party people plastic face 'carn't' smile the white out
With the twenty four hour party people ...

Now better you're the white out ...

I need full-time
I don't need part-time
I need 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
3, 6, 5 all the time
I need 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 third time
I don't need a part-time
I need a 3, 6, 5

Oh - No days off ...

Twenty four hour party people plastic face 'carn't' smile the white out ...
I need 1, 2, 3, 4,5,6,7
3, 6, 5 all the time
I need 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 third time
I don't need a part-time
I need a 3, 6, 5


the weekend starts here :D

you're twisting my melon man

how about plain old beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeast