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« Reply #30 on: Friday, October 7, 2016, 06:27:07 »

I'm currently suffering with insomnia. I've just got to listen to Williams and guarantee a good nights coma. Going to record it too. No more sleepless nights.
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« Reply #31 on: Friday, October 7, 2016, 07:24:18 »

You go for a shit, and you find out there's no toilet roll left.

What do you do?
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #32 on: Friday, October 7, 2016, 08:28:58 »

You go for a shit, and you find out there's no toilet roll left.

What do you do?

This is a make or break question for me.
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« Reply #33 on: Friday, October 7, 2016, 08:45:47 »

You go for a shit, and you find out there's no toilet roll left.

What do you do?

More importantly do you wipe standing up or sitting down?
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« Reply #34 on: Friday, October 7, 2016, 08:51:58 »

You go for a shit, and you find out there's no toilet roll left.

What do you do?

End up having to go commando, a very liberating feeling
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« Reply #35 on: Friday, October 7, 2016, 09:53:20 »

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You go for a shit, and you find out there's no toilet roll left.

What do you do?

embleton steps in as the right hand man?
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« Reply #36 on: Friday, October 7, 2016, 10:11:34 »

what happens if he's left handed?
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« Reply #37 on: Friday, October 7, 2016, 10:12:49 »

what happens if he's left handed?
In the modern age, players are expect to adapt and train to be able to use both feet, one would expect the same principle to apply to cone gatherers' duties also.
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« Reply #38 on: Friday, October 7, 2016, 14:08:23 »

I'd put his left hand into a bucket of concrete and force him into right handedness
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« Reply #39 on: Friday, October 7, 2016, 14:24:03 »

I'd put his left hand into a bucket of concrete and force him into right handedness
That could be a little uncomfortable in the wiping scenario, mind - the fisting to end all fistings Smiley
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« Reply #40 on: Friday, October 7, 2016, 14:28:17 »

That could be a little uncomfortable in the wiping scenario, mind - the fisting to end all fistings Smiley
Just ouch!
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Well, we know where we're goin'
But we don't know where we've been
And we know what we're knowin'
But we can't say what we've seen
And we're not little children
And we know what we want
And the future is certain
Give us time to work it out
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« Reply #41 on: Friday, October 7, 2016, 14:31:19 »

There's always one that lowers the tone, this was a sophisticated discussion until PaulD came along.
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« Reply #42 on: Friday, October 7, 2016, 14:39:02 »

There's always one that lowers the tone, this was a sophisticated discussion until PaulD came along.
Happy to oblige Smiley
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« Reply #43 on: Friday, October 7, 2016, 14:44:56 »

You go for a shit, and you find out there's no toilet roll left.

What do you do?

Socks = emergency toilet paper

Do I get the job?
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« Reply #44 on: Friday, October 7, 2016, 14:46:08 »

Socks = emergency toilet paper

Do I get the job?
You willingly apply for a job to wipe Sippos arse with socks when there is no toilet paper? wow thats commitment...you are on your own....
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Well, we know where we're goin'
But we don't know where we've been
And we know what we're knowin'
But we can't say what we've seen
And we're not little children
And we know what we want
And the future is certain
Give us time to work it out
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